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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Oscar Hair: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 08:16:00 February 28, 2011 08:16:00

Jesus. Who made this call? The only, only, only positive here are the earrings. Everything else is an Elle Woods homage to Julia Roberts. But it’s the hair that’s really the crime here. The dress is for a hostess but it’s the hair that really fills me with rage. Obviously the homemaker aspect of it is offensive in itself, but also… the fact that it requires a hairpiece to pull off, one of those tacky ass accessories you can order off the tv – WHY is this happening to Reese Witherspoon? She doesn’t usually f-ck it up so badly. Full Story

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Oscar Breasts: Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 07:11:01 February 28, 2011 07:11:01

I am predisposed to not like this material. I don’t like taffeta. Ever. Taffeta often comes in offensive colours. Always loud. Always really mall prom. It doesn’t scream style to me. It certainly isn’t fresh. And on Jennifer Hudson, with her new Weight Watchers body that gets shoved down our throats all the time, I feel like it was a total disservice. Full Story

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Berry & Swank - Former Winners Wearing Metallic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 07:00:25 February 28, 2011 07:00:25

Written by Duana Now look, now. If anyone other than Halle Berry had paid tribute to Lena Horne, would it mean that we were less aware of the struggles she had had and the triumphs she had made over the then-totally-biased industry in Hollywood? If I started to talk about this, I might not stop, so let me temper what I’m trying to say. Full Story

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Oscar Failed Vintage: Marisa Tomei

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 06:32:00 February 28, 2011 06:32:00

Jessi Cruickshank reported on our etalk red carpet show that Marisa Tomei’s dress was some kind of 1950s gown that is so rare and so precious, they wouldn’t loan it to her so she had to buy it and it was tens of thousands of dollars, probably the only celebrity who had to do so last night. Full Story

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Worst Hathaway Imitation: Mandy Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 06:18:34 February 28, 2011 06:18:34

Written by Duana The first reaction everyone had to Mandy Moore tonight was that she looked severe and kind of angry. This is factual, and though the part in her hair and the weird eyebrow (that a lot of people had going) didn’t help, there was something else at hand, and it took me a minute to realize what. Full Story

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Pregnant in virgin white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2011 10:08:00 February 25, 2011 10:08:00

Written by Duana There’s a thing that happens wherein people talk about how glamorous our mothers looked when they were pregnant, and lament that people are now wear leggings and so forth. That’s half due, I suspect, to the fact that depending on how old you are, your mother might have been holding a Betty-Draper style cigarette and or lounging in something orange, because that’s what happened in the 1970s. Full Story

LBD > Young Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 08:30:27 February 22, 2011 08:30:27

Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it over there, My Imaginary Wife. Full Story

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Johnny after John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2011 08:00:45 February 15, 2011 08:00:45

John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for a while, but now, on the heels of that douche crawling onto the carpet stanking of his own stimulation, I need Johnny to wash that sh-t off for us immediately. Full Story

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Grammy Worst: John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 08:25:42 February 14, 2011 08:25:42

This is Johnny Depp’s cue to stop looking so bedraggled and bloated. Because when people see John Mayer and call it a comparison, it’s never, never a compliment. As so many of you have emailed to say – John Mayer last night was channelling Johnny Depp. Miserably. Like he spends a lot of time in bed, eating crisps and writing in his journal, masturbating to Nancy Grace, working on his poetry… It’s pitiful. Full Story

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Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:59:38 February 14, 2011 06:59:38

What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should be able to tacky swing in front of live audience, ok? I will say though that I love Teenage Dream. Full Story

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Grammy Sh-t vs Diarrhoea: Miley vs Xtina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:26:03 February 14, 2011 06:26:03

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story

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