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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Actress: Jane Lynch

January 31, 2011 11:22:36 Posted at January 31, 2011 11:22:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I’ve looked through it over and over again, to choose someone else, anyone else, for such a dubious distinction. But last night, it kept coming back to this. To Jane Lynch. Beloved Jane Lynch. Because even though we adore her, even though she’s a badass bitch who’s finally hit her stride, this… this is unacceptable. Full Story

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SAG let this be the last time: Angie Harmon

January 31, 2011 09:25:34 Posted at January 31, 2011 09:25:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it shows up at every goddamn awards show like a thing that just. Full Story

SAG Possessed Bride: Winona Ryder

January 31, 2011 08:48:28 Posted at January 31, 2011 08:48:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is my girl so crazy? Half the time she looks, like, stunned to be there. And it’s not like Winona Ryder is a stranger to these occasions. Quite the opposite, in fact. Winona should be very familiar with an awards season. But it’s still like a caged animal on display, big brown eyes darting around, ready to flee at a moment’s notice. Full Story

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SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence

January 31, 2011 07:16:08 Posted at January 31, 2011 07:16:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl in the movie who gets invited to the country club for the first time and doesn’t get it quite right. Full Story

Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara

January 31, 2011 06:32:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind of wrap-up but her dress and her headgear were so jarring when I was browsing through photos, I couldn’t not show you, just in case you missed her. Full Story

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Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera

January 31, 2011 06:20:00 Posted at January 31, 2011 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended. Full Story

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Gwyneth, you look like sh-t

January 18, 2011 08:23:02 Posted at January 18, 2011 08:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. Goddamn, what is happening to her face? It’s blotchy, it looks burned, it’s gaunt, her hair is lank, she seems tired… Gwyneth is a lot of things, and she can look a lot of ways, but Gwyneth rarely, if ever, looks low classy. Full Story

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Globes Worst: Jennifer Lopez

January 17, 2011 12:41:30 Posted at January 17, 2011 12:41:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dress was an asshole. I mean… The glitter shawl. Is she poor? Middle aged bride? Arlene’s Dress Emporium? Nope. It’s Zuhair Murad. Which, when I found out, didn’t surprise me. I have never liked a Zuhair Murad. You know who wears a lot of Zuhair Murad? Two names: Carrie Underwood and Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie

January 17, 2011 11:42:04 Posted at January 17, 2011 11:42:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in my mind, I had to look it up. Full Story

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Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes

January 17, 2011 11:33:22 Posted at January 17, 2011 11:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean the whole night… Drool, right? I can’t hate it. Full Story

Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman

January 17, 2011 11:06:27 Posted at January 17, 2011 11:06:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is called. Full Story

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