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BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:25:45 February 14, 2011 01:25:45

Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence means to be the titty action kind of girl, Mystique notwithstanding. Full Story

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BAFTA Minnie Driver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 01:02:54 February 14, 2011 01:02:54

Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, everyone I’ve asked has said “I really want to finish (read: Start) the book first. Full Story

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BAFTA you can do better: Hailee Steinfeld

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 00:23:20 February 14, 2011 00:23:20

Have been really, really impressed with Hailee Steinfeld’s awards season and premiere style choices. Her selection for the BAFTAs however fell a little short of standard. Not feeling the tricked out sheer top. Not feeling whatever it is that’s coming out of her waist. Reminds me of Mad Men and Christina Hendricks which, is fine for Hendricks, but maybe not a 14 year old who’s been doing a great job of looking 14 in an industry and on a circuit that ages people too quickly. Full Story

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Let’s stay with the breast theme…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 08:45:00 February 10, 2011 08:45:00

Why not? When Blake Lively shoves them into a strapless Alexander McQueen for an AMFAR gala, you really don’t have a choice. It’s like refusing an appetiser when the hostess went to all the trouble to make the crust on those salmon rolls all light and fluffy. (Day 3 of my cleanse, all I can think about is food. Full Story

Brad dresses Angie, Yeah But

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 14:15:27 February 9, 2011 14:15:27

A few people have sent over this article - an interview with Lubov Azria of BCBGMaxAzriaGroup during which she reveals how Angelina Jolie picks her clothes. "We were going to dress Angelina Jolie and we had a choice of three gowns with us. When we got there, she said she wanted Brad to pick," she said. Full Story

Sports Illustrated Housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 08:49:00 February 9, 2011 08:49:00

The famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be released next week. The much hyped cover will be announced Monday, specifically the lucky girl who has been chosen for it. Brooklyn Decker, currently costarring with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in Just Go With It, as her crazy ass body in a bikini dominates every trailer, is said to be the most likely candidate. Full Story

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JailBaits & Skinny Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 08:02:37 February 9, 2011 08:02:37

Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber. Full Story

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On borrowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:32:29 February 7, 2011 06:32:29

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

Pretty takes a day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:45:44 February 4, 2011 12:45:44

Jude Law was photographed in London today, chatting with a friend on the sidewalk before running some errands with an assistant type. As you know, I’m all over it when Jude and Sienna make love to my eyes with their pretty. As you can see, Jude’s pretty decided to take a day off. The hair issue is a problem for me. Full Story

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Worst Actress: Jane Lynch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 11:22:36 January 31, 2011 11:22:36

Look, I’ve looked through it over and over again, to choose someone else, anyone else, for such a dubious distinction. But last night, it kept coming back to this. To Jane Lynch. Beloved Jane Lynch. Because even though we adore her, even though she’s a badass bitch who’s finally hit her stride, this… this is unacceptable. Full Story

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SAG let this be the last time: Angie Harmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:25:34 January 31, 2011 09:25:34

Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it shows up at every goddamn awards show like a thing that just. Full Story