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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:51:54 January 17, 2011 10:51:54

Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think is gorgeous and precious and delicate – Claire Danes can, at times, fall into this category, as can Dianna Agron. Full Story

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Mad Men Girls at the Globes: Jones (& Moss)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:27:59 January 17, 2011 10:27:59

Written by Duana Did you see January Jones? Did you love it? Did you see her reminding you, in case you forgot, why all the Walking Deads and the Boardwalk Empires in the world will not sway you from your original cable network love? Aside from the two very obvious reasons up front, Jones is awesome because she’s angling for something so different than the other girls. Full Story

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Globes Worst Bow Tie: Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 10:03:50 January 17, 2011 10:03:50

He is a fine looking man. But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge. Now you know how this hurts me. I can’t bear how much it hurts me. Full Story

Best Cutaways: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 09:31:28 January 17, 2011 09:31:28

Written by Duana Lea Michele is, in a manner of speaking, what I want for Christmas 2011. Soft spot? For the overdramatic emoting singer who’s 24 going on 17? Me? What do you mean? Okay, first things first. I do kind of love her. That is, I love that she’s unabashedly delighted with being on a hit show and red carpets and isn’t all “Oh but BROADWAY” and guys, she LOVES dressing up and she loves to win and she’s only the same age as Leighton, who’s certainly had some clothing biffs this year. Full Story

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Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 08:30:06 January 17, 2011 08:30:06

It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story

Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 07:29:00 January 17, 2011 07:29:00

And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be careful with the affection. Full Story

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Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:29:17 January 17, 2011 06:29:17

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:20:56 January 17, 2011 06:20:56

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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Hair Fountain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 11:03:37 January 14, 2011 11:03:37

That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a good week for him. Full Story

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Are you wearing that to the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2011 13:15:10 January 10, 2011 13:15:10

Christian Bale seems to be into wearing only training jackets during promotion for The Fighter. Here he is, all dressed up, arriving at the Writer’s Guild of America for a screening of The Fighter the other day. Dude, we get it, you’re Method. The Director’s Guild of America just announced their top 5 today: Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan, Tom Hooper for The King’s Speech, David Fincher for The Social Network, Christopher Nolan for Inception, and David O Russell for The Fighter. Full Story

How Annie travels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 14:00:04 January 7, 2011 14:00:04

Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway flew from NYC to LA today, was photographed arriving at JFK airport. I guess you could say she’s not Posh. She wanted to be comfortable. Didn’t want to stomp around in Brian Atwoods through the terminal. But if that were the case, why not sweats and Uggs? These aren’t cotton leggings. Full Story