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Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 08:30:06 January 17, 2011 08:30:06

It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story

Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 07:29:00 January 17, 2011 07:29:00

And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be careful with the affection. Full Story

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Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:29:17 January 17, 2011 06:29:17

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:20:56 January 17, 2011 06:20:56

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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Hair Fountain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 11:03:37 January 14, 2011 11:03:37

That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a good week for him. Full Story

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Are you wearing that to the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2011 13:15:10 January 10, 2011 13:15:10

Christian Bale seems to be into wearing only training jackets during promotion for The Fighter. Here he is, all dressed up, arriving at the Writer’s Guild of America for a screening of The Fighter the other day. Dude, we get it, you’re Method. The Director’s Guild of America just announced their top 5 today: Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan, Tom Hooper for The King’s Speech, David Fincher for The Social Network, Christopher Nolan for Inception, and David O Russell for The Fighter. Full Story

How Annie travels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 14:00:04 January 7, 2011 14:00:04

Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway flew from NYC to LA today, was photographed arriving at JFK airport. I guess you could say she’s not Posh. She wanted to be comfortable. Didn’t want to stomp around in Brian Atwoods through the terminal. But if that were the case, why not sweats and Uggs? These aren’t cotton leggings. Full Story

You need to be great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 11:32:41 January 7, 2011 11:32:41

I’m writing to Garrett Hedlund. Because lately it’s been a string of quiver killers, one after the other. TRON was terrible and he was terrible in it with his thigh thickness and bad acting. Also he’s not great in a photo call situation, as evidenced last night at a screening for Country Strong in New York. Full Story

Drew’s orange dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 07:22:51 January 6, 2011 07:22:51

Drew Barrymore turned up at the Cover Girl 50th anniversary party last night in LA. She’s a spokesperson for the brand. As you can see, she chose to wear citrus. And while I don’t mind the colour, I do mind that this thing probably cost a mortgage payment even though it looks like I could have put that sh-t together with a starter sewing kit. Full Story

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New Year toe, ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 14:03:03 January 4, 2011 14:03:03

Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find some people with their huuuuuuge diamonds a little tacky. Full Story

New Year, Same Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2011 07:19:18 January 3, 2011 07:19:18

When I saw these photos of my Porny on New Year’s Eve in Aspen with her golddigging future husband, I wondered whether or not I knew the meaning of real, profound love. The kind real, profound love that moves one to abandon all senses, especially sight, and waddle out of the house in reindeer tights like I don’t give a f-ck. Full Story

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