Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Love & Other Drugs in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 08:34:41 December 6, 2010 08:34:41

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal spent the weekend in Sydney promoting the movie. A reader there called Aphrodite K hit up the premiere and wrote me the cutest email with her observations. Today, December 6 2010, I had my first (brief, glorious) encounter with Jake Gyllenhaal, more affectionately known as Jakey G. Full Story

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Porny plays the Doctor Game & Sailor Suits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 09:15:45 December 1, 2010 09:15:45

My Porny Simpson’s engagement was the top story for, oh, maybe 5 minutes. Then Prince William came along and shot her ass off the front page. Swifty and Jakey kept her off too. Now the Brange is dominating the spotlight to sell their new projects... So what does a Porny do? Well, she has to fight for scraps, take whatever she can, talk to whoever will listen. Full Story

Johnny Vanity Fair & Winona at 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 07:42:00 November 30, 2010 07:42:00

Finally. Something to do with Johnny Depp and The Tourist and he doesn’t look like a bloated loser, the way he’s presented in the trailer. You don’t think I want to enjoy Johnny and the Jolie, together for the first time, the way we all expect it? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m just saying that trailer scares me. Full Story

Anne, Tina, Kristen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 09:05:59 November 19, 2010 09:05:59

All three were at the American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala last night in New York. Hathaway is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Smart of her to be around Fey and Wiig, soak up as much funny as she can. Steal some if she has to. Because Jesus the SNLs have been hurting. Even Jon Hamm’s wasn’t that great. Full Story

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Gran’s granny pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 13:00:34 November 17, 2010 13:00:34

Maybe they’re not conventional granny pants, but here they just look so weird to me. Is it the angle? In combination with her turned out feet? That’s one thing about Granny Freeze – it’s what she has in common with Britney Spears. For all the elegance in the world then, it makes for a sh-tty gait. Full Story

Gran is so loved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 08:13:31 November 11, 2010 08:13:31

These two are begging for an eyeroll. So let’s give them one. Granny Freeze and her husband attended the CMAs last night. As you can see, they could not contain their love for each other, resulting in an embrace in their seats, so moving and profound, that she had to CLOSE HER EYES her eyes to fully savour the moment. Full Story

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Princess AssTalk at the CMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 07:04:59 November 11, 2010 07:04:59

I posted on Twitter last night: ...the f-ck is asstalking Katherine Heigl doing at the CMAs? Maybe she's there to heckle Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that AssTalking Heigl has fans? They started tweet yelling at me. Something about the fact that her husband’s brother is a member of Lady Antebellum. Full Story

Country Bitch 0 for 8

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 06:51:01 November 11, 2010 06:51:01

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

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Down home GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 06:39:00 November 11, 2010 06:39:00

Thank you to those who emailed your thoughts about this overnight. Especially Jonathan who went the extra step and gave me a written play-by-play. Remind me to do a poll about this during the liveblog today with Duana at Noon ET/9am PT. I’m sure Duana will have something to say about how Gwyneth Paltrow fared last night at the CMAs. Full Story

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Style rut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 09:11:28 November 5, 2010 09:11:28

Happens to everyone. Even Marion Cotillard? Not sure that back to back sh-tty style outings constitutes a style rut but I'm not feeling her right now. It's not as bad as the last time when she decided to heave up her tits in that black leather dress - click here Full Story

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A scene with a pie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 07:20:53 October 29, 2010 07:20:53

Am told that Reese Witherspoon is having a great time on this set, really, really enjoying herself while shooting This Means War. They say she’s been a total professional (always), and super fun to be around, quite popular among the crew. So here she is yesterday with Chris Pine shooting in North Vancouver a scene that involves them holding hands on what appears to be a date, with a pie, and then Chris runs into ex girlfriend after ex girlfriend. Full Story

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