Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

House of der Sh-ts temp ink

September 27, 2010 09:58:17 Posted at September 27, 2010 09:58:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

What is this colour?

September 23, 2010 15:26:00 Posted at September 23, 2010 15:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve never been a fully blonde Asian. So maybe I’m not the best judge of what it is to be fully blonde. But to my non-blonde eye, what Katherine Heigl is working here looks many shades of wrong. Could be the lighting, sure. But there’s something oddly brassy happening here. And it’s no better here Full Story

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Kristen Bell Schadenfreude

September 23, 2010 09:23:16 Posted at September 23, 2010 09:23:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a guarantee – whenever Kristen Bell shows up somewhere looking like sh-t, I will hear from Laura. She’ll be in a great mood, it’ll set the tone for the rest of her day, for our day as, among the many things we share, Kristen Bell Hate is something we developed together, at the same time, at Sundance, when that little twat was such a f-cking bitch to the entire media line at a party, an even bigger bitch than P Diddy at the same party (which is saying something in itself and at this point Veronica Mars was over) that we vowed never to bother with her ass ever again. Full Story

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Bad hair and sh-tty posing with Jonas thighs

September 20, 2010 07:53:58 Posted at September 20, 2010 07:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you told me yesterday I’d be able to write about my #1 and #2 on the same day, I would have never predicted that my reaction would be as it is: decidedly disappointed. This is my problem: I am too objective sometimes when it comes to quiveration. I lack the loyalty required to be a true fan. Full Story

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Robo Fashion Week Bridesmaid

September 17, 2010 13:03:10 Posted at September 17, 2010 13:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She hit up the Calvin Klein show in New York last night in a nice white taupey waist slimming short sleeved cocktail. For the VIP dinner afterwards however it was a strapless bridesmaid dress that, um, cuts her legs off at the wrong spot. Katie Holmes’s date for the occasion was her “design” partner Jeanne Yang. Full Story

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LipGloss, dreams, weed

September 16, 2010 15:27:15 Posted at September 16, 2010 15:27:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had the most random, random dream last night. We were at a party. I was hanging out with Zac Efron, who seems to have replaced his LipGloss with a big boy beard, or at least an attempt at one. Looks ridiculous. Patches of facial hair are not going to land him the kind of roles that are going to Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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Better...and then not

September 16, 2010 11:40:49 Posted at September 16, 2010 11:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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We need to help Rebecca

September 15, 2010 08:18:00 Posted at September 15, 2010 08:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Sasha noted the other day that Rebecca Hall pantsuit on the carpet at the TIFF premiere of The Town was for sh-t. Look at when she spreads out her legs to and you realise it’s not a dress. Goddamn that’s bad. And it wasn’t great in Boston last night either. Full Story

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TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far

September 13, 2010 15:39:08 Posted at September 13, 2010 15:39:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion and Guillaume. Full Story

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September 10, 2010 11:15:48 Posted at September 10, 2010 11:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha For the last 5 years I’ve been working the Fashion beat at TIFF. And I’ll be honest: it’s sad seeing fashion that I can’t currently afford but it’s a cool way to get a few style cues from celebrities for the season ahead. It’s typically hotter than a mutha’ during the festival but the stars are definitely showing off fall! So once the fashion starts rolling in I’ll have more to say about what to look out for. Full Story

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I don’t know about this hat

September 8, 2010 07:59:56 Posted at September 8, 2010 07:59:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jeremy Renner was at the Jaeger LeCoultre party last night in Venice like an odd little man trying to work a new hat. You know that crazy dude who stands outside the bar and heckles people, hilariously, as they come out? That’s Jeremy Renner. He’s not Joaquin Phoenix f-cked up, but there’s still some crazy happening here…and I’m into it. Full Story