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Style rut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 09:11:28 November 5, 2010 09:11:28

Happens to everyone. Even Marion Cotillard? Not sure that back to back sh-tty style outings constitutes a style rut but I'm not feeling her right now. It's not as bad as the last time when she decided to heave up her tits in that black leather dress - click here Full Story

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A scene with a pie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 07:20:53 October 29, 2010 07:20:53

Am told that Reese Witherspoon is having a great time on this set, really, really enjoying herself while shooting This Means War. They say she’s been a total professional (always), and super fun to be around, quite popular among the crew. So here she is yesterday with Chris Pine shooting in North Vancouver a scene that involves them holding hands on what appears to be a date, with a pie, and then Chris runs into ex girlfriend after ex girlfriend. Full Story

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Rosario in person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 15:14:50 October 27, 2010 15:14:50

She’s pretty attractive in photos, yes. But in person? Jesus. Rosario Dawson is, like, f-cking spectacular. I interviewed her on Sunday for Unstoppable and we were all sitting there, in a line, outside her junket room. When she walked by, in a tight green dress, all of us were momentarily overcome. Full Story

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The Kids Are All Right in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 16:07:23 October 25, 2010 16:07:23

Director Lisa Chodolenko and stars Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo were in London tonight to promote the film at the UK premiere. Love the movie. Love them. Love Julianne. Love Julianne’s fuchsia lipstick. I’ve been obsessed with my fuchsia lipstick since summer and have worn it every single day since and still am not sick of it. Full Story

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Claire Danes is British now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 08:45:44 October 22, 2010 08:45:44

Written by Sarah Did you notice it at the Emmy’s? That faintly weird accent she’s sporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna have also adopted. It’s the accent of the Newly British. Claire Danes thinks she’s British now. Full Story

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The Jackie O of her time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2010 08:52:13 October 21, 2010 08:52:13

What? Sometimes, some days, I just want to walk around punching people. Violence is wrong. But asstalking is so infuriating. So here’s a quote from Eric Daman, the stylist who works on Gossip Girl. He’s speaking here of Blake Lively, specifically as it relates to her sartorial side: "She’s not an anorexic bitch, she has tits and an ass. Full Story

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Matt’s with Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 08:11:03 October 19, 2010 08:11:03

Was Chris Martin with Gwyneth Paltrow last night? Didn’t see photos of him. If he was there he was hiding so probably not. They insist on not rolling like that, remember? With Kate Hudson though it’s the complete opposite. Kate likes her man around at all time, even if he ends up getting slung later on. Full Story

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Marion, this is not you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 10:46:23 October 15, 2010 10:46:23

Blake Lively? Definitely. But it’s not my Marion Cotillard. To heave that chest up and ooze it over her dress, like some kind of entree. What is happening here? This is Marion at the Paris premiere of Les Petits Mouchoirs in what is presumably a Christian Dior leather dress. She is the face of the brand. Full Story

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Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 13:28:00 October 7, 2010 13:28:00

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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House of der Sh-ts temp ink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:58:17 September 27, 2010 09:58:17

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

What is this colour?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 15:26:00 September 23, 2010 15:26:00

I’ve never been a fully blonde Asian. So maybe I’m not the best judge of what it is to be fully blonde. But to my non-blonde eye, what Katherine Heigl is working here looks many shades of wrong. Could be the lighting, sure. But there’s something oddly brassy happening here. And it’s no better here Full Story

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