Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Robo Fashion Week Bridesmaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 13:03:10 September 17, 2010 13:03:10

She hit up the Calvin Klein show in New York last night in a nice white taupey waist slimming short sleeved cocktail. For the VIP dinner afterwards however it was a strapless bridesmaid dress that, um, cuts her legs off at the wrong spot. Katie Holmes’s date for the occasion was her “design” partner Jeanne Yang. Full Story

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LipGloss, dreams, weed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 15:27:15 September 16, 2010 15:27:15

Had the most random, random dream last night. We were at a party. I was hanging out with Zac Efron, who seems to have replaced his LipGloss with a big boy beard, or at least an attempt at one. Looks ridiculous. Patches of facial hair are not going to land him the kind of roles that are going to Ryan Gosling. Full Story

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Better...and then not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 11:40:49 September 16, 2010 11:40:49

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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We need to help Rebecca

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 08:18:00 September 15, 2010 08:18:00

As Sasha noted the other day that Rebecca Hall pantsuit on the carpet at the TIFF premiere of The Town was for sh-t. Look at when she spreads out her legs to and you realise it’s not a dress. Goddamn that’s bad. And it wasn’t great in Boston last night either. Full Story

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TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 15:39:08 September 13, 2010 15:39:08

Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion and Guillaume. Full Story

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TIFF 2010 FASHION

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2010 11:15:48 September 10, 2010 11:15:48

Written by Sasha For the last 5 years I’ve been working the Fashion beat at TIFF. And I’ll be honest: it’s sad seeing fashion that I can’t currently afford but it’s a cool way to get a few style cues from celebrities for the season ahead. It’s typically hotter than a mutha’ during the festival but the stars are definitely showing off fall! So once the fashion starts rolling in I’ll have more to say about what to look out for. Full Story

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I don’t know about this hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 07:59:56 September 8, 2010 07:59:56

Jeremy Renner was at the Jaeger LeCoultre party last night in Venice like an odd little man trying to work a new hat. You know that crazy dude who stands outside the bar and heckles people, hilariously, as they come out? That’s Jeremy Renner. He’s not Joaquin Phoenix f-cked up, but there’s still some crazy happening here…and I’m into it. Full Story

Natalie surges ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 07:53:00 September 2, 2010 07:53:00

Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren Aronofsky’s first masterpiece, with his leading lady, Natalie Portman, delivering what many agree to be the finest, most nuanced, most impressive performance of her career. Full Story

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Emmy Awards 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 08:02:00 August 30, 2010 08:02:00

I thought the open was really good. And two Canadians represented too – both Cory Monteith and Nina Dobrev were invited to join in the Springsteen Glee homage led by Jimmy Fallon and almost stolen by Jon Hamm’s amazingness. As for Fallon as host, well, it was a strong beginning and then the singing fallback got a little tired. Full Story

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Jakey lets it grow...and the wrong Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 06:52:00 August 30, 2010 06:52:00

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed visiting a friend this weekend in LA, dressed down in torn khakis and flipflops and a lot facial hair. There might also be a little too much carbohydrate activity happening in his life right now too. Something about the way his shirt is hanging – or not hanging – off of him and these pants around in hips. Full Story

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Holiday clothes for Chinese people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:56:00 August 26, 2010 09:56:00

When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong. What’s our obsession with the Number 8? The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. Full Story