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Chicken Fried, Beysus, and the Sh-t House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 09:03:41 August 25, 2010 09:03:41

Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her man Jason Trawick. Jason Trawick’s body > Jensen Ackles’s body. Right??? I like ‘em lean. Fried Chicken managed to clean up her weave in time for the holiday, or maybe that’s because we can’t see it from the back. Britney is relaxing after a productive week – she shot for Glee and she’s been working in studio on a new album. Full Story

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Sinkhole & Sons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 07:48:52 August 19, 2010 07:48:52

Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the day, Britney also hooked up with her kids, took them to Johnny Rockets. Full Story

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Tired in Berlin and Christmas with Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:51:12 August 18, 2010 08:51:12

An exhausted looking Angelina Jolie continues her Salt European tour with a stop in Berlin today at a photocall ahead of the premiere. Dress is much better than the one from Paris last night but goddamn that fringe, that curled under fringe, that is such a hick ass looking fringe. How can we stop the tucking of the fringe? In other Jolie news, she and Johnny Depp will be coming to us for the holidays. Full Story

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An unfortunate dress in Japan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:05:12 August 18, 2010 08:05:12

It really, really is. Julia Roberts isn’t a Dries van Noten girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Julia Roberts... not this time. When Darren and I went to see the movie last week full of Oprah people, this dress was like their uniform. Here’s Julia in Japan at a presser today to promote Eat, Pray, Love. Full Story

Angie’s dressing problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 14:15:05 August 17, 2010 14:15:05

In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still... When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a direct assault against that saying – xyz would look good in a paper bag. Full Story

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She came from Hilary Duff’s wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 08:04:06 August 17, 2010 08:04:06

Is that why Jennifer Aniston wore a bridesmaid dress to The Switch premiere last night? I don’t care if it’s Lanvin. The way she’s wearing it she’s holding a bouquet and standing 3 girls from the bride. Especially with those shoes. Said it before, will say again, Jen has the worst shoe style for someone who claims they love shoes. Full Story

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Little Sci is to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 07:11:11 August 16, 2010 07:11:11

How many times have we looked at a Katie Holmes outfit and asked what is that f-ckedupNESS that you are wearing? Thank you Lafayette. We have Little Sci Suri Cruise to blame. At least that’s what Katie says. It’s a new interview with New York Magazine under the pretence of “fall fashion” but really, they probably just wanted to get up close and observe her freaky zombie life for themselves. Full Story

Chicken Fried – back to the studio!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:41:34 August 13, 2010 07:41:34

That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to the studio! Goddamn I loved her so much in that role. Full Story

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Twilight Tit-fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2010 07:08:13 August 9, 2010 07:08:13

From one Try Girl to another... Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters? Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a franchise entirely dependent on its three main stars, period. Full Story

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There’s a limit to Shamef-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 10:22:35 August 4, 2010 10:22:35

And Ed Westwick’s abuse of my quiver with his continued open shirt chest rug might just be it. Ed was in LA over the weekend and I don’t know what’s worse – the mess happening below his chin or that expression he’s making over lunch with a friend. So f-cking gross. And yet. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:53:24 August 4, 2010 08:53:24

Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days. Full Story

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