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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Vampire conventions

July 6, 2010 14:44:55 Posted at July 6, 2010 14:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These vampire conventions are everywhere. Just one season old, Vampire Diaries is popular enough to have a travelling convention. And the stars of the show were at the convention in Australia yesterday to solicit the all important international audience. This is where a lot of the money comes from – overseas syndication. Full Story

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Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show

July 5, 2010 07:39:27 Posted at July 5, 2010 07:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. Because on the outside she still makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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The First Couple of Twi-Hard

June 25, 2010 09:40:28 Posted at June 25, 2010 09:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on no wins in Los Angeles. Perhaps it’s the pressure of Los Angeles. Full Story

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The obvious Ashley Greene

June 25, 2010 08:53:01 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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These pictures are not for the fickle

June 24, 2010 09:30:38 Posted at June 24, 2010 09:30:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t understand how I can go from love to hate so quickly when my crushes are over. Full Story

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Maybe not in photos?

June 24, 2010 08:53:25 Posted at June 24, 2010 08:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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This must be his “director” hair

June 22, 2010 07:25:44 Posted at June 22, 2010 07:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He just directed a movie called Trust with Catherine Keener and Clive Owen about the parents of a girl who gets lured online by some kind of perv. Full Story

Not as bad as Porny but...

June 22, 2010 06:54:09 Posted at June 22, 2010 06:54:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Jesus Lord, have a look at Katie Holmes in a high waisted horror reminiscent of Jessica Simpson’s high waisted hilarity only not as funny... Robo and the GMD were out and about in New York last night and this is what she decided to wear. Katie lacks body self awareness, non? No doubt she’s fit. Full Story

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JLo’s wig at the Apollo

June 15, 2010 07:32:45 Posted at June 15, 2010 07:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure if it’s really a wig but it has that look about it, non? Also under certain light it seems green. Too bad because everything else was so right. This is Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony last night in New York at the 2010 Apollo Theatre Spring Benefit Concert & Award Ceremony working every amazing angle, and she has so many, in one of the most flattering dresses she’s ever put on. Full Story

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Bradley, Brady, and Renee

June 10, 2010 14:26:12 Posted at June 10, 2010 14:26:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl? That is problem #1. Full Story

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