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These pictures are not for the fickle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 09:30:38 June 24, 2010 09:30:38

We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t understand how I can go from love to hate so quickly when my crushes are over. Full Story

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Maybe not in photos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:53:25 June 24, 2010 08:53:25

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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This must be his “director” hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 07:25:44 June 22, 2010 07:25:44

David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He just directed a movie called Trust with Catherine Keener and Clive Owen about the parents of a girl who gets lured online by some kind of perv. Full Story

Not as bad as Porny but...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 06:54:09 June 22, 2010 06:54:09

Oh Jesus Lord, have a look at Katie Holmes in a high waisted horror reminiscent of Jessica Simpson’s high waisted hilarity only not as funny... Robo and the GMD were out and about in New York last night and this is what she decided to wear. Katie lacks body self awareness, non? No doubt she’s fit. Full Story

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JLo’s wig at the Apollo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 07:32:45 June 15, 2010 07:32:45

Not sure if it’s really a wig but it has that look about it, non? Also under certain light it seems green. Too bad because everything else was so right. This is Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony last night in New York at the 2010 Apollo Theatre Spring Benefit Concert & Award Ceremony working every amazing angle, and she has so many, in one of the most flattering dresses she’s ever put on. Full Story

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Bradley, Brady, and Renee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 14:26:12 June 10, 2010 14:26:12

Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl? That is problem #1. Full Story

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Mail order Tinkerbell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 11:25:51 June 10, 2010 11:25:51

I appreciate trying something new, especially at her age, but remember, she’s not really her age. Like Ali Lohan, Hayden Panettiere is almost 40. So no, this isn’t keeping it fresh. In fact, wearing the dress, and the lace, and given her overall been-around-the-block Lolita breeze, Hayden’s aiming for catalogue. Full Story

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Country Bitch is all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 10:01:27 June 10, 2010 10:01:27

It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and she rewards them back. Full Story

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The hair is two years old and sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 12:28:00 June 7, 2010 12:28:00

In Monte Carlo at the opening of the 50th Annual TV Festival, here are the stars of The Vampire Diaries on the red carpet yesterday. Many of you write very often for more pictures and gossip from the show. Am trying though I confess I have never watched it. I am however very, very happy to see that Nina’s part of a project that’s doing so well. Full Story

Put that away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 10:44:23 June 2, 2010 10:44:23

I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot make it happen. And she’s making it happen even less with the black helmet curled up in a hairstyle from the suburbs accentuating a really large head. Full Story

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