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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Crank at the Chopard party

May 18, 2010 09:31:00 Posted at May 18, 2010 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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LipGloss & Sateen

May 13, 2010 11:28:15 Posted at May 13, 2010 11:28:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens attended the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood Issue party in Hollywood last night. Every week it seems there’s a Young Hollywood party. And normally only the Hills people show up. In all fairness, Nylon editorials are known to be pretty hip. And Nessa wants some of that action. Full Story

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Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler

May 7, 2010 10:15:24 Posted at May 7, 2010 10:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in that memorable Louis Vuitton. Remember? It was high fashion and edge and gorgeous. Full Story

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Jakey’s light suit

May 7, 2010 08:37:53 Posted at May 7, 2010 08:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The photo agency says it’s light blue. All I see is grey. I am however a little bit cross-eyed and a lot nearsighted. Maybe it is blue after all. This is Jake Gyllenhaal in London today all dressed up for a full day of press to promote Prince of Persia. The film, going by the trailer, looks ridiculous to me. Full Story

MET Worst: Blake Lively

May 4, 2010 13:47:37 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the Met Gala? Of course not. Harvey is a powerful producer. Full Story

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The Girls Club without Kate B

May 4, 2010 13:17:06 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, but because she would have wanted to give exposure to whoever designed her dress. Full Story

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MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel

May 4, 2010 12:38:36 Posted at May 4, 2010 12:38:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a wash. Full Story

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MET Dark Spirits: Maggie Gyllenhaal

May 4, 2010 10:22:00 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Points for trying something different. And only Maggie G could have pulled it off. But no points for scaring me. Maybe if it was a different colour. But the way it is now, with her face so severe, and the fabric like storm clouds gathered around her legs, like there are spells swirling in those skirts, and that black leather sash an eventual noose for an eventual victim, I imagine that if you were to walk past it would whisper at you, some horrible voice sliding up your neck telling you exactly when and where you’re going to die. Full Story

MET Tired: Nicole Richie

May 4, 2010 10:13:03 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over it. The Disco Earth Mother Boho. Over it. Am over seeing Nicole Richie in a loose flowy muu. She calls it the Winter Kate. I call it a f-cking rut. Even if it is Marc Jacobs. And there’s too much hair happening. It’s too heavy. It’s weighing down her housecoat. She doesn’t look quite like a grownup. Full Story

MET Cinderellas: Jennifer Lopez & Anne Hathaway

May 4, 2010 09:53:58 Posted at May 4, 2010 09:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am surprised Anne Hathaway was able to leave the event unscathed, without a knife wound in her side, a gift from Jennifer Lopez for essentially wearing the same dress. It was the same dress. Different designers but it was the same dress. Cinderella dress. Princess dress. Cotillion dress. The same dress. Full Story

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