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The hair is two years old and sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 12:28:00 June 7, 2010 12:28:00

In Monte Carlo at the opening of the 50th Annual TV Festival, here are the stars of The Vampire Diaries on the red carpet yesterday. Many of you write very often for more pictures and gossip from the show. Am trying though I confess I have never watched it. I am however very, very happy to see that Nina’s part of a project that’s doing so well. Full Story

Put that away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 10:44:23 June 2, 2010 10:44:23

I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot make it happen. And she’s making it happen even less with the black helmet curled up in a hairstyle from the suburbs accentuating a really large head. Full Story

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Country Bitch silver and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 10:08:42 May 27, 2010 10:08:42

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

Emma wrap shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:12:08 May 27, 2010 08:12:08

Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Bonnie Wright accepted the Family Film Award last night at the National Movie Awards in London. We are just 3 weeks away from the grand opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. I can’t think about this. Let’s focus instead on these – have you seen these? Be careful when you open this link. Full Story

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Something for me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 10:15:11 May 25, 2010 10:15:11

You hit up a flower shoppe yesterday in Los Feliz for some gift boxes with a friend while Alicja is back in Poland for the Polish Film Festival. But... couldn’t you have at least thrown on a tee shirt under there? Or a beater tank? I’m all for casual, and I certainly know that you, you live according to your own vibe, and I love you for it, but I’m having a hard time looking at you with the bare chest underneath the cardigan and that chain and then the track pants because this, this is not simply dirty clothes or grubby grunge. Full Story

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Porny’s change pouch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:14:08 May 25, 2010 07:14:08

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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I didn’t think it was possible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 07:41:12 May 21, 2010 07:41:12

Written by Jacek Is it just me or is my Marion’s choice of…everything last night at the AMFAR gala a huge miss? I didn’t think it was possible to take the sexy out of Marion Cotillard but this, gossips, this is probably as close to it as we may see for a long time. Full Story

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A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Crank at the Chopard party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 09:31:00 May 18, 2010 09:31:00

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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