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I used to think it was her...

April 13, 2010 14:46:13 Posted at April 13, 2010 14:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

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Porny and the Arm Pose

April 13, 2010 08:07:10 Posted at April 13, 2010 08:07:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was in New York last night for the Good Housekeeping “Shine On” event with her main gay and her mother, two enablers sending her out unprepared and defenceless onto a red carpet. Again. Look at her. She’s an x-rated disaster. Here is not a girl who is as secure as she claims to be. Full Story

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Pose-Hard is a housewife

April 13, 2010 07:43:30 Posted at April 13, 2010 07:43:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story

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Tom Cruise Jr goes shopping

April 12, 2010 10:01:33 Posted at April 12, 2010 10:01:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like someone is teaching him how to dress. Taylor Lautner was still in Europe this weekend on his solo promotional tour promoting Himself and hit up the Belstaff store in Madrid. I wish we had a Belstaff store in Canada. Best.Jackets.Ever. I bought one last year on sale at Basquiat in Vancouver – LOVE it so much. Full Story

Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t

April 12, 2010 08:40:18 Posted at April 12, 2010 08:40:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards are gross. So of course it’s nice to see Keanu Reeves without his. Full Story

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Sam & The Fringe go to Japan

April 8, 2010 07:26:11 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sam Worthington was in Tokyo today at the premiere of Clash of the Titans. He brought along his girlfriend and “stylist” Natalie Mark. I call her The Fringe. Obviously. On this auspicious occasion The Fringe used her “stylist” sensibilities to dress herself in a short dress and tights, similar to the Chanel tights I coveted that were all the rage. Full Story

Little Bieber’s big cover

April 7, 2010 15:00:51 Posted at April 7, 2010 15:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not sure anyone over the age of 16 can identify a Justin Bieber song. I live in Canada, and he’s Canadian, and we are saturated with Bieber, and even I can’t tell you what it sounds like. But these days, nothing matters unless it matters to the under 16 anyway. So Justin Bieber is everywhere. Full Story

LipGloss’s hair goes out for charity

April 7, 2010 07:56:58 Posted at April 7, 2010 07:56:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t want to rag on Zac Efron too hard because he was at a charitable event last night for the inaugural St Jude Children’s Hospital Estrellas Por La Vida gala but that hair… it’s hard to ignore that hair. That hair is too distracting. That hair is almost a disservice to the event. Full Story

Chicken Fried Fro-Yo

April 6, 2010 14:15:15 Posted at April 6, 2010 14:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. Amazingly enough, there’s currently nothing on the Chicken Fried schedule. Full Story

The Italian Queen has not been released

April 6, 2010 12:46:21 Posted at April 6, 2010 12:46:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It would save everyone a lot of time if we just looked at the source. Next time if the source is Grazia Magazine, don’t bother. Because this is not the first time, and it won’t be the last time. Everyone got all excited this morning when a story circulated this morning originating from Grazia Full Story

He’s her BF

April 6, 2010 08:36:07 Posted at April 6, 2010 08:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lolita couldn’t go public with Milo Ventimiglia. They were papped at the mall and on the set, but never in official girlfriend/boyfriend capacity at a proper event. With Wlady however Hayden Panettiere is all about the public love. Here they are at The Grove yesterday for a movie premiere, arriving all shy and awkward-ish, then leaving hand in hand. Full Story

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