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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

No Easter for the GMD?

April 5, 2010 09:26:25 Posted at April 5, 2010 09:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does Xenu hate the Easter Bunny? Are Church members prohibited from celebrating? Katie Holmes is currently in New York to work on her next film Son of No One. Little Sci is with her and the two have been photographed everywhere the last few days. Yesterday they were out and about enjoying Easter – at the theatre, at a bakery, at a tea party… and no GMD trailing along. Full Story

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Sam Worthington’s fringe

April 1, 2010 10:53:33 Posted at April 1, 2010 10:53:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at the LA premiere of Clash of the Titans last night. Full Story

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Ants on pants

April 1, 2010 07:26:11 Posted at April 1, 2010 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, my mother would probably wear these pants. Full Story

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Justin Bieber & Joslyn James

March 30, 2010 12:30:32 Posted at March 30, 2010 12:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Toronto, I work out of the CTV Building which is also the MuchMusic Building. MuchMusic is a big deal for teens. And there are often young girls lined up around the block waiting for an appearance. One day, it was over a year ago, Michelle and I arrived early in the morning and they had camped out, barely able to contain their squeals. Full Story

Jen’s night shoe problem

March 30, 2010 06:56:59 Posted at March 30, 2010 06:56:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and again this afternoon, turning up in Madrid on this seemingly interminable media run. Full Story

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Empire Men...and a BoyMan

March 29, 2010 09:17:42 Posted at March 29, 2010 09:17:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist

March 29, 2010 08:24:51 Posted at March 29, 2010 08:24:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which is almost criminal. Full Story

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Bad shoes and a finger up the ass

March 29, 2010 07:50:45 Posted at March 29, 2010 07:50:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more promising. Full Story

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Now she’s a Movie Girl

March 25, 2010 11:47:22 Posted at March 25, 2010 11:47:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent three months in Utah and just got to be a mom, and it changed my whole perspective… That was really the turning point for me. Full Story

Brange and babies on the balcony

March 24, 2010 06:49:00 Posted at March 24, 2010 06:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire week. But the next day, Brad Pitt was back in Venice, seen enjoying time with Angelina Jolie and the Holy Twins on the balcony of their palazzo. Full Story

Why didn’t she blame the designer?

March 19, 2010 09:25:00 Posted at March 19, 2010 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story

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