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Oh my God, this hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 20:59:27 October 27, 2015 20:59:27
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Princess Catherine was out again tonight at the 100 Women In Hedge Funds Gala, her fourth event in two days. And another opportunity for us to bitch about this hair and those f-cking mom bangs that she’s growing out, resulting in that giant wing coming across her forehead. I really wish I could get in the heads of her hairstylists, hear their inner monologues whenever she tells them to disrespect their skill. Full Story

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Royal Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2015 21:41:43 October 26, 2015 21:41:43
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The Bond premiere is happening right now in London. I’ll post photos of the cast tomorrow. Right now, we’ll focus on the royals, because the princes William and Harry were there along with Princess Catherine, all of them attending their second official engagement of the day. Click here Full Story

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Ben & Jen’s weekend groceries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2015 15:38:20 October 26, 2015 15:38:20
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have been really great about updating us on how civil they’re being with each other now that they’re not together anymore. It feels like they’re on a once a week schedule, non? Yesterday the two were out for groceries. I appreciate Ben’s consideration too, not only loading the bags into the car but dressing in a way that probably doesn’t give Jen any regret. Full Story

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The Oracle and his Wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2015 15:40:16 October 23, 2015 15:40:16
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Justin Timberlake was honoured last night at the Fashion Group International Night of Stars. They gave him the Lord & Taylor Fashion Oracle award. Oracle: a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak Oracle: a person giving wise or authoritative decisions or opinions William Rast, by the way, is sold exclusively at Lord & Taylor. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber give back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2015 15:32:49 September 25, 2015 15:32:49
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Johnny Depp and the Hollywood Vampires performed in Rio last night. He wore a lot of eyeliner, several necklaces and scarves, red ink on his neck, and thought he looked cool with the cig in his mouth. Doesn’t he though? Isn’t he? The legendary coolness? Amber Heard joined Johnny on this trip. Full Story

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Johnny in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 15:27:31 September 24, 2015 15:27:31
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It’s that time again. Our weekly appointment with embarrassment for Johnny Depp. Johnny is in Rio to perform at the Rock In Rio Rock City show tonight with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan, and Bruce Witkin. They call themselves The Hollywood Vampires. Um, ok, DAD. But also, The Hollywood Vampires, it’s so fitting, isn’t it? Fitting of the kind of “desperate to stay cool” that Johnny Depp reeks of these days? I mean… look at him. Full Story

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Emmy Prom Queen and the Prom Princesses

Duana Posted by Duana at September 21, 2015 12:28:27 September 21, 2015 12:28:27
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Steve Granitz/ Gregg DeGuire/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Mark Davis/ Lester Cohen/ Jon Kopaloff/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

You know how we’re told that dresses are passed around at awards show seasons the same way songs are? Like the dress - or song – meant for person A winds up with person B or C If A rejects it? Who is selling the prom dresses? Those wee tiny bodice with MASSIVE BALLROOM SKIRT dresses, that remind me of every movie in the 80s where the rich kids were the worst? The prime example here of course, is Tracee Ellis Ross. Full Story

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Stand Up Straight at the Emmys, Emma Roberts

Maria Posted by Maria at September 21, 2015 07:34:25 September 21, 2015 07:34:25
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

Scream Queens is getting great advance buzz from critics, so I guess Emma Roberts will become a thing. Or more of a thing, depending on your perspective. Judging by her presence at the Emmys, she definitely doesn’t have her aunt Julia’s penchant for stealing the spotlight when presenting an award. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber in Boston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2015 14:08:18 September 16, 2015 14:08:18
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Last night was the Boston premiere of Black Mass. Black Mass opens this weekend. So does Sicario. Click here for Sarah’s review of Black Mass and click here for Joanna’s review of Sicario. Full Story

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Porny's 10 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2015 17:01:17 September 9, 2015 17:01:17
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Jessica Simpson is all over New York right now. Yesterday there were multiple outfit changes. And a visit to The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The reason for her promo blitz? It's the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection and they're celebrating the brand at NYFW. A decade. Full Story

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