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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Jen’s night shoe problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 06:56:59 March 30, 2010 06:56:59

This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and again this afternoon, turning up in Madrid on this seemingly interminable media run. Full Story

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Empire Men...and a BoyMan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 09:17:42 March 29, 2010 09:17:42

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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Jackson Rathbone & the Twilight makeup artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 08:24:51 March 29, 2010 08:24:51

Even Twi-Hards will agree: the wig and makeup situation in the Twilight movies is f-cking busted. This is supposed to be the most ridiculously beautiful family maybe ever, and instead when Jasper comes on the screen looking like a crazed clown, the laughs far outnumber the moists. Which is almost criminal. Full Story

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Bad shoes and a finger up the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 07:50:45 March 29, 2010 07:50:45

Tiresome. This sh-t is tiresome. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making their way through Europe to promote The Bounty Hunter which, after two weeks, has earned just under $40 million, not exactly a box office win. So they need to keep hustling, hoping that international numbers will be more promising. Full Story

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Now she’s a Movie Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 11:47:22 March 25, 2010 11:47:22

Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent three months in Utah and just got to be a mom, and it changed my whole perspective… That was really the turning point for me. Full Story

Brange and babies on the balcony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 06:49:00 March 24, 2010 06:49:00

Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire week. But the next day, Brad Pitt was back in Venice, seen enjoying time with Angelina Jolie and the Holy Twins on the balcony of their palazzo. Full Story

Why didn’t she blame the designer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:25:00 March 19, 2010 09:25:00

Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story

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BBT’s new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:01:13 March 19, 2010 09:01:13

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story

Chicken Fried ass pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 15:23:00 March 18, 2010 15:23:00

As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with relative. Full Story

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It’s great from her right side, bad from her left

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 14:54:27 March 18, 2010 14:54:27

Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses...on Fallon then at the NY premiere for the Runaways? Michelle Thanks Michelle. Full Story

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Not brunette just yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 07:18:06 March 18, 2010 07:18:06

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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