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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

She must love her shoulders

February 11, 2010 17:10:58 Posted at February 11, 2010 17:10:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of coffee and doesn’t eat much for them. Full Story

Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

February 11, 2010 13:41:06 Posted at February 11, 2010 13:41:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Tall Girl Body

February 10, 2010 07:35:32 Posted at February 10, 2010 07:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Emily undecided

February 10, 2010 07:18:07 Posted at February 10, 2010 07:18:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they seem to be so common. And maybe it’s the superstition in me, the trend gives me anxiety. Full Story

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Still designing

February 9, 2010 12:00:08 Posted at February 9, 2010 12:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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Man vanity

February 9, 2010 08:30:00 Posted at February 9, 2010 08:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

February 9, 2010 06:35:48 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Country Bitch Hair Fumble

February 8, 2010 07:23:04 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country Bitch. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s the Super Bowl. You bring it as hard and as tacky as possible. Full Story

Grammy Off Key

February 1, 2010 09:05:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 09:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

February 1, 2010 07:29:41 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet. Full Story

Grammy Spanx

February 1, 2010 05:50:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 05:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez in Versace but really it was silver body Spanx with a white curtain on top. And, ironically, not very flattering. In some of these shots it’s like she has a phantom leg. Some of you even suggested, from a blurry distance, she could have been Celine Dion. She probably wouldn’t appreciate this comparison. Full Story