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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Pouf: Zoe Saldana

March 8, 2010 07:11:33 Posted at March 8, 2010 07:11:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By Duana My friend Lara and I have a phrase when we think we might be overdressing. We remind each other that "It's not the prom". Which is a nice reminder that you don't have to wear ALL of the things all of the time. But I recognize that the Oscars IS the prom. It is absolutely the most important day to wear the most outlandish or beautiful or crazy thing you can get away with, and know that there's literally no way to be overdressed. Full Story

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Worst Golden Mom: Sarah Jessica Parker

March 8, 2010 06:36:51 Posted at March 8, 2010 06:36:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By DuanaSo much gold tonight. I mean, hilarious show gold in the form of Ben Stiller and others barely hiding their mock of James Cameron, and in Tina Fey reading action lines from the script of Up, but it's more about the dresses. And while Sandra Bullock’s may or may not have been your thing, it was. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart to balance

March 2, 2010 08:23:49 Posted at March 2, 2010 08:23:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, he needed to feel her presence, even though he couldn’t see her most of the time, she is with him always, in his heart, in his soul, and the knowledge of that pulls him through the most trying of situations, like a beacon of light, a lighthouse in the night, she guides him through the darkness, she brings him home. Full Story

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Front Row Amateur

March 1, 2010 12:39:58 Posted at March 1, 2010 12:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Matt’s little hairs

February 26, 2010 09:13:49 Posted at February 26, 2010 09:13:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This is Matt Damon and his wife Luciana at the premiere of Green Zone in NYC last night. Full Story

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Alice, Anne, and Avril

February 25, 2010 12:23:39 Posted at February 25, 2010 12:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story

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Steeze recovered & Vogue

February 23, 2010 08:35:50 Posted at February 23, 2010 08:35:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But I will say I liked it better when she threw on her leather jacket and her hair fell flatter. Full Story

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BAFTAs poor fit and bad shoes

February 22, 2010 09:08:02 Posted at February 22, 2010 09:08:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart was named the BAFTA Rising Star. Not surprising. It is the only award that’s voted by the fans. And you know the Twilight Nation. When it comes to this sh-t, they’ll break the internet to get the result they want. In most fan vote cases, what should happen and what actually does happen is often incongruous. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s LBD

February 19, 2010 08:47:00 Posted at February 19, 2010 08:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of The Yellow Hankerchief last night, her face exquisite as usual although I want to push the hair out of her face. Not that it doesn’t look good, just that if it were me, I hate it when my eyes are covered, it would have been a major irritant. As for her dress, well, it’s not every day I’m not down with Stewart in an LBD, but this one isn’t so flattering. Full Story

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He wins

February 17, 2010 13:19:34 Posted at February 17, 2010 13:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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She must love her shoulders

February 11, 2010 17:10:58 Posted at February 11, 2010 17:10:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of coffee and doesn’t eat much for them. Full Story