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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Hair: Zac Efron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 10:03:14 March 8, 2010 10:03:14

Did you see it from the back? There was a piece sticking up. And every woman on the carpet except for his handler wanted to smack him there and flatten that sh-t out. This is the problem with Zac Efron. The vanity. On the one hand he’s sweet and obliging and eager on the carpet. You know this is a kid who wants to work hard, is willing to walk that line without turning into a complete robot (oh hi Taylor Lautner), and who is smart enough to take good advice from good people. Full Story

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Worst Pouf: Zoe Saldana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 07:11:33 March 8, 2010 07:11:33

Post By Duana My friend Lara and I have a phrase when we think we might be overdressing. We remind each other that "It's not the prom". Which is a nice reminder that you don't have to wear ALL of the things all of the time. But I recognize that the Oscars IS the prom. It is absolutely the most important day to wear the most outlandish or beautiful or crazy thing you can get away with, and know that there's literally no way to be overdressed. Full Story

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Worst Golden Mom: Sarah Jessica Parker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:36:51 March 8, 2010 06:36:51

Post By DuanaSo much gold tonight. I mean, hilarious show gold in the form of Ben Stiller and others barely hiding their mock of James Cameron, and in Tina Fey reading action lines from the script of Up, but it's more about the dresses. And while Sandra Bullock’s may or may not have been your thing, it was. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart to balance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 08:23:49 March 2, 2010 08:23:49

Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, he needed to feel her presence, even though he couldn’t see her most of the time, she is with him always, in his heart, in his soul, and the knowledge of that pulls him through the most trying of situations, like a beacon of light, a lighthouse in the night, she guides him through the darkness, she brings him home. Full Story

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Front Row Amateur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 12:39:58 March 1, 2010 12:39:58

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Matt’s little hairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 09:13:49 February 26, 2010 09:13:49

For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This is Matt Damon and his wife Luciana at the premiere of Green Zone in NYC last night. Full Story

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Alice, Anne, and Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2010 12:23:39 February 25, 2010 12:23:39

Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story

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Steeze recovered & Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2010 08:35:50 February 23, 2010 08:35:50

MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But I will say I liked it better when she threw on her leather jacket and her hair fell flatter. Full Story

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BAFTAs poor fit and bad shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2010 09:08:02 February 22, 2010 09:08:02

Kristen Stewart was named the BAFTA Rising Star. Not surprising. It is the only award that’s voted by the fans. And you know the Twilight Nation. When it comes to this sh-t, they’ll break the internet to get the result they want. In most fan vote cases, what should happen and what actually does happen is often incongruous. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s LBD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2010 08:47:00 February 19, 2010 08:47:00

At the premiere of The Yellow Hankerchief last night, her face exquisite as usual although I want to push the hair out of her face. Not that it doesn’t look good, just that if it were me, I hate it when my eyes are covered, it would have been a major irritant. As for her dress, well, it’s not every day I’m not down with Stewart in an LBD, but this one isn’t so flattering. Full Story

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He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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