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Front Row Amateur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 12:39:58 March 1, 2010 12:39:58

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Matt’s little hairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 09:13:49 February 26, 2010 09:13:49

For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This is Matt Damon and his wife Luciana at the premiere of Green Zone in NYC last night. Full Story

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Alice, Anne, and Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2010 12:23:39 February 25, 2010 12:23:39

Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story

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Steeze recovered & Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2010 08:35:50 February 23, 2010 08:35:50

MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But I will say I liked it better when she threw on her leather jacket and her hair fell flatter. Full Story

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BAFTAs poor fit and bad shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2010 09:08:02 February 22, 2010 09:08:02

Kristen Stewart was named the BAFTA Rising Star. Not surprising. It is the only award that’s voted by the fans. And you know the Twilight Nation. When it comes to this sh-t, they’ll break the internet to get the result they want. In most fan vote cases, what should happen and what actually does happen is often incongruous. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s LBD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2010 08:47:00 February 19, 2010 08:47:00

At the premiere of The Yellow Hankerchief last night, her face exquisite as usual although I want to push the hair out of her face. Not that it doesn’t look good, just that if it were me, I hate it when my eyes are covered, it would have been a major irritant. As for her dress, well, it’s not every day I’m not down with Stewart in an LBD, but this one isn’t so flattering. Full Story

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He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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She must love her shoulders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 17:10:58 February 11, 2010 17:10:58

Tonight at the Berlin Film Festival opening, Renee Zellweger, jury member, arrived on the carpet in a sateen lavender strapless gown. What else? Always a strapless gown. She loves her shoulders, non? Well, she works hard on them. She hits the gym hard for them. She drinks a lot of coffee and doesn’t eat much for them. Full Story

Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 13:41:06 February 11, 2010 13:41:06

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Tall Girl Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:35:32 February 10, 2010 07:35:32

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Emily undecided

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:18:07 February 10, 2010 07:18:07

About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they seem to be so common. And maybe it’s the superstition in me, the trend gives me anxiety. Full Story

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