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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Tall Girl Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:35:32 February 10, 2010 07:35:32

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Emily undecided

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:18:07 February 10, 2010 07:18:07

About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they seem to be so common. And maybe it’s the superstition in me, the trend gives me anxiety. Full Story

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Still designing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 12:00:08 February 9, 2010 12:00:08

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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Man vanity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 08:30:00 February 9, 2010 08:30:00

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:35:48 February 9, 2010 06:35:48

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Country Bitch Hair Fumble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 07:23:04 February 8, 2010 07:23:04

What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country Bitch. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s the Super Bowl. You bring it as hard and as tacky as possible. Full Story

Grammy Off Key

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 09:05:00 February 1, 2010 09:05:00

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 07:29:41 February 1, 2010 07:29:41

He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet. Full Story

Grammy Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:50:00 February 1, 2010 05:50:00

Jennifer Lopez in Versace but really it was silver body Spanx with a white curtain on top. And, ironically, not very flattering. In some of these shots it’s like she has a phantom leg. Some of you even suggested, from a blurry distance, she could have been Celine Dion. She probably wouldn’t appreciate this comparison. Full Story

Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:04:36 January 28, 2010 07:04:36

I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’t have it to make it in movies. Full Story

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Country Bitch at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:18:50 January 27, 2010 08:18:50

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

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