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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Country Bitch at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:18:50 January 27, 2010 08:18:50

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

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Claire Danes, Temple Grandin, & Lolita washed out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:08:22 January 27, 2010 08:08:22

Hayden Panettiere has red hair now. You can’t see it very well as she had it pulled back at the premiere of Temple Grandin in New York last night but it’s there, it’s dark, and she looks washed out. The dress doesn’t help either. Not the best choice, right? Lolita is only 20, was easily one of the youngest, if not the youngest, on the carpet. Full Story

WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 06:20:00 January 25, 2010 06:20:00

I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing f-cking annoying let-me-slap-the-fairy-dust-out-of-your-nose insufferable. Full Story

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SAG Housewife of Las Vegas: Anna Paquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:53:21 January 25, 2010 05:53:21

Her dress is an Alexander McQueen. Worn by someone like Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, it’s totally f-cking badass. Because they would know to give it the right steeze. Like crunked out messy hair spilling everywhere, or pulled all the way back slick and tight, with layers and layers of black eyeliner and leather booties. Full Story

Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:15:05 January 25, 2010 05:15:05

Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A cut above the ones coming now. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 12:36:07 January 22, 2010 12:36:07

This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to the time difference. Full Story

Becks & the Busted Bun Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 11:18:12 January 22, 2010 11:18:12

She’s in Milan, took a meeting with Dolce & Gabbana this morning, then spotted with her husband, shopping, of course. You’ll note she still hasn’t taken out that nasty bun weave. Which means she thinks it looks good. HOW??? Click here Full Story

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Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:25:23 January 22, 2010 07:25:23

Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had good hair, has she? There’s been concern about her state of mind since the colour change and the hotel living, but she seems to have worked up a good sweat, trained hard, and this is one of the few good signs. Full Story

For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:08:31 January 22, 2010 06:08:31

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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