Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 12:19:19 January 18, 2010 12:19:19

Again. Read this: I love Sandra Bullock. I watched The Proposal on a plane and enjoyed it for what it was. I was totally on board with The Blind Side. Remember when I said I’m all over football movies? TBS wasn’t the greatest. It wasn’t anything. Like, no lows, no highs, not much. But that doesn’t mean Sandy B wasn’t appealing, adorable, endearing, the usual. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:58:34 January 18, 2010 08:58:34

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story

Most Disappointing: Anna Kendrick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:04:45 January 18, 2010 08:04:45

This isn’t just for an old lady, this is for an old lady blue blood. Like the matriarch of some crazy rich family at her 80th birthday party at the Plaza Hotel. Why the f-ck Anna Kendrick decided to wear it to the Golden Globes is a mystery to me. Anna Kendrick is just 24 years old – really, was there really nothing else? I find this hard to believe. Full Story

Worst Globe Shoes: Anna Paquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 07:52:29 January 18, 2010 07:52:29

All over her gown. The gown was good. Especially the sleeves. It’s a good alternative to strapless and halter and tank. But then she cocked it up with those shoes. Those shoes on a different occasion, with a different dress, for sure. Those shoes the way she wore them – low classy all the way. Full Story

Worst Speech (other than J Cameron):Drew Barrymore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 06:37:10 January 18, 2010 06:37:10

Ugh. Like shut up already. And she didn’t thank Jessica Lange. Who deserved it so much more. I was never a fan of Drew’s Little Edie. Am definitely not a fan of her dress last night. It was Atelier Versace. It was not Anna Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala. There was a theme back then. Full Story

Worst Imitation of Penelope Cruz: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 06:04:00 January 18, 2010 06:04:00

We need to retire this dress for a long time. Penelope herself has worn it too many times. Her pretenders are lining up in a long list of Boring behind her. With embarrassing results. Some photo agencies actually labelled Lea “Penelope Cruz” on their databases last night. See? Lea may not have won for Best Actress Comedy but she certainly takes home the Kate Beckinsale Award for too much TRY. Full Story

Fire Burning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 15:11:21 January 15, 2010 15:11:21

Somebody call 911Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards last night. Dude, it’s getting worse. Full Story

The Shopping ShameFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 16:18:52 January 14, 2010 16:18:52

Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So Ashton Kutcher offered her a job and we all know The Beautiful Life was canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

The unfrumpy slit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 15:32:29 January 13, 2010 15:32:29

Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring right up to what looks like an impossibly perfect curve of the asscheek, oh la. Full Story

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Assy Glee style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 12:37:20 January 12, 2010 12:37:20

Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh-t. These Glee girls need some proper styling. Full Story

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Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 08:59:52 January 12, 2010 08:59:52

Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do with Megan’s obnoxious attitude and the sh-t that comes out of her mouth and the poor-man’s Jolie-ness about her entire image. Full Story