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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

He still has his hair

November 23, 2009 12:05:13 Posted at November 23, 2009 12:05:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s where he derives his mojo. Here’s Val at the American Music Awards last night, no idea why, fronting like it’s 1984 and he’s still Kazansky in uniform. Full Story

Porny thinnifies again

November 20, 2009 16:02:32 Posted at November 20, 2009 16:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? Anyway, here’s Porny at Ken Paves' salon today after a touchup wearing those dumbass jeans. Full Story

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Delicate Robert Pattinson

November 20, 2009 08:56:58 Posted at November 20, 2009 08:56:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story

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Bridesmaid dresses…

November 17, 2009 12:23:37 Posted at November 17, 2009 12:23:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie Holmes wore a bridesmaid dress today on the set of The Romantics in New York shooting a wedding scene while towering over Elijah Wood. Full Story

Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards

November 17, 2009 11:22:23 Posted at November 17, 2009 11:22:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But it could totally be Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Full Story

Kristen at the cotillion

November 17, 2009 11:13:21 Posted at November 17, 2009 11:13:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story

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Young breasts

November 16, 2009 10:12:43 Posted at November 16, 2009 10:12:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

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Bad pants and loud screams

November 16, 2009 08:21:27 Posted at November 16, 2009 08:21:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story

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