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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Chicken Fried real hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:02:27 December 10, 2009 07:02:27

Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by itself, with a mom flip at the ends. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 07:12:31 December 9, 2009 07:12:31

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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When JailBait met the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:58:39 December 8, 2009 06:58:39

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

The GMD’s Spanish family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 06:43:16 December 7, 2009 06:43:16

Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story

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Up in the Air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 11:10:55 December 3, 2009 11:10:55

Opens tomorrow. You must go see. Up in the Air has scored a 92% rating among Top Critics on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s considered a major contender during awards season, and this is George Clooney’s best performance. Full Story

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Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:13:06 December 2, 2009 07:13:06

The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story

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Bad hair belongs together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 12:48:32 December 1, 2009 12:48:32

I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. For a character, obviously, but still. in combination with his beat-me face it’s the most unattractive he’s looked in a long, long time. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 07:47:05 December 1, 2009 07:47:05

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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Great jacket, messy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:50:11 November 30, 2009 07:50:11

The GMD is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to walk the carpet at the Dizzy Feet Foundation Inaugural Celebration of Dance yesterday with her hair in a messy knot and a gorgeous pale grey leather jacket. Full Story

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Crusty Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:10:20 November 27, 2009 08:10:20

Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, the girls were so annoying that Spittle ended up snapping at them: “You know what, you go to get a f-cking life, is that what you’re about?” Maybe it wasn’t the most gracious thing to say but really… if you’re shaming yourself and giggling drunk ass around town in the middle of the night over Spittle Gerry, you’re asking for a bitchslap. Full Story