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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Are your breasts in this movie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:33:54 December 18, 2009 07:33:54

Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story

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Red carpet in character

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 15:35:45 December 14, 2009 15:35:45

The Sherlock Holmes premiere went down tonight in London. As you can see, our star RDJ’s red carpet outfit appeared to be Sherlock-inspired. Love it. He was, as always, accompanied by his wife Susan. How’s the movie? There was a screening at the junket this weekend. Reviews will come soon but I’ve heard so far that it’s either very good, or plain good, and that it totally doesn’t suck. Full Story

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Garters in the winter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 13:59:23 December 14, 2009 13:59:23

Oh look, it’s Taylor Momsen walking around New York trying to give you a glimpse of her snatch. You like the garters? She thinks she’s so punk as f-ck, non? Taylor was heading to set on Gossip Girl. I was agonising with my friend LB this weekend about my New York wardrobe. Here in Vancouver we can wear Converse year round. Full Story

Grounds for dismissal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 10:21:16 December 14, 2009 10:21:16

I get emails all the time about Henry Cavill arguing his case on the Freebie 5. Based on his hotness in The Tudors? Worthy of consideration, sure. But the way he looked at the Grand Prix Horse Show this weekend? It’s grounds for dismissal. It’s a major, major setback. Ew. EW! If you need a palate cleaning, I suggest watching Henry’s Dunhill spot below. Full Story

Chicken Fried real hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:02:27 December 10, 2009 07:02:27

Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by itself, with a mom flip at the ends. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 07:12:31 December 9, 2009 07:12:31

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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When JailBait met the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 06:58:39 December 8, 2009 06:58:39

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

The GMD’s Spanish family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 06:43:16 December 7, 2009 06:43:16

Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story

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Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 07:13:06 December 2, 2009 07:13:06

The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story

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Bad hair belongs together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 12:48:32 December 1, 2009 12:48:32

I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. For a character, obviously, but still. in combination with his beat-me face it’s the most unattractive he’s looked in a long, long time. Full Story

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