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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Chicken Fried foot issues

October 22, 2009 18:25:32 Posted at October 22, 2009 18:25:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story

Naïve & Crusty

October 22, 2009 11:52:41 Posted at October 22, 2009 11:52:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story

3 cracked out blondes

October 20, 2009 07:59:39 Posted at October 20, 2009 07:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story

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October 20, 2009 07:17:50 Posted at October 20, 2009 07:17:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story

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Manslinger makes him clutch

October 19, 2009 12:45:11 Posted at October 19, 2009 12:45:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy f-ck ARod is clutch right now. Finally producing in the post season, including a bottom 11th homerun to tie the game although it was heartbreaking the way the Angels lost. The series now moves to LA for the next 3 games (if necessary) and lo and behold Kate Hudson showed up in Hollywood on Sunday flaunting ARod’s playground after a workout. Full Story

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Being mean to Porny

October 14, 2009 08:18:49 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story

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GMD: manly man in a puffy coat

October 9, 2009 08:26:34 Posted at October 9, 2009 08:26:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story

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Maggie's sateen jumpsuit

October 6, 2009 07:38:12 Posted at October 6, 2009 07:38:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At the Oscars for instance, she won’t allow it on camera. Full Story

GOOPy for Stella

October 5, 2009 09:39:20 Posted at October 5, 2009 09:39:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to tear herself away from her children today, because she’s such a devoted mother, but she’s also a devoted friend. Which is why she hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to support Stella McCartney who is showing at Fashion Week today. G and Stella, of course, are BFFs. Full Story

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Porny panties

October 5, 2009 07:53:16 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:53:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story

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