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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Young breasts

November 16, 2009 10:12:43 Posted at November 16, 2009 10:12:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

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Bad pants and loud screams

November 16, 2009 08:21:27 Posted at November 16, 2009 08:21:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story

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Taylor trumps the Country Bitch

November 12, 2009 07:08:18 Posted at November 12, 2009 07:08:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level of ass. Full Story

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GMD in plaid

November 10, 2009 14:28:48 Posted at November 10, 2009 14:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story

Kristen Stewart in Mexico & Harper’s Bazaar

November 4, 2009 08:53:00 Posted at November 4, 2009 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here Full Story

Beard beads

November 4, 2009 07:19:42 Posted at November 4, 2009 07:19:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Later Lipgloss

November 2, 2009 08:30:03 Posted at November 2, 2009 08:30:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story

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Chicken Fried 3

October 30, 2009 08:16:26 Posted at October 30, 2009 08:16:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story

Robo Disconnected

October 26, 2009 14:53:24 Posted at October 26, 2009 14:53:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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JLo love story and pit stains

October 26, 2009 13:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 13:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story

Chicken Fried foot issues

October 22, 2009 18:25:32 Posted at October 22, 2009 18:25:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story