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Johnny Depp: the rocker, the Sparrow, and the Mouse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2015 16:09:10 August 17, 2015 16:09:10
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Oberon/ Splash News, Image Group LA/ Jesse Grant/ Getty Images

Johnny Depp showed up at Disney’s D23 this weekend to promote Pirates 5. On Friday he wore regular clothes, and by regular clothes, I mean a shirt and a vest and some necklaces – but not too many – and a jacket on top and, to me, he’s starting to look like Walt Disney. I can’t look too long at his face. Full Story

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Katy is a lamb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2015 21:28:24 July 20, 2015 21:28:24

Katy Perry went to Vegas to see Mimi. Then they posed together for photos. Obviously my sweet glitter butterfly angel is the most beautiful and the most thin every day, but on this day, especially so. Because Christ Jesus what is Katy wearing? I’m not just talking about the pink fur. I’m not just talking about all those pearls – three pearl drops on each ear AND a double strand around her neck. Full Story

Katniss’s last Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2015 22:01:58 July 9, 2015 22:01:58
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Kevin Winter/ Albert L. Ortega/ Getty Images

The Mockingjay 2 panel just wrapped not too long ago at Comic-Con. The big 3 were all there – Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth. But, really, the story is Katniss. Always Katniss. Always JLaw. According to the tweets I’ve been reading, she really delivered for the fans. Full Story

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Superman at the Groove Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 15:38:44 July 6, 2015 15:38:44
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WENN

Henry Cavill was in Dublin this weekend attending the Groove Festival. Those are not festival-fitting jeans. Those are not any-fitting jeans. God I’ve never wanted to go shopping with/for a guy so badly. There has to be a pair of pants that works for him. I refuse to believe that this is impossible. Full Story

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BET Triple Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2015 14:28:25 June 29, 2015 14:28:25
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Let’s talk first about Kelly Rowland’s dress. The feathers. The fashion feathers that just won’t die. Normally we see the feathers on the skirt. And this was fun and fresh…back in 2005. Now? Kaley Cuoco has access to feathers. This is when it’s time to give up on feathers. Full Story

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I’m not a bitch, my dress is see-through

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2015 13:49:09 June 2, 2015 13:49:09
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Alo Ceballos/ Kevin Mazur/ Ignat/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

CFDA Awards last night in New York. Julianna Margulies wore a sheer Michael Kors to show off her black underwear which, really, is the only way to make this dress interesting because otherwise I don’t love it. The material is what bothers me, I think. The material is dress emporium, destination: mall. Full Story

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Amal Clooney has a stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2015 19:33:54 May 29, 2015 19:33:54
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jason Merritt/ Jun Sato/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

George Clooney recently said, on the Tomorrowland press tour, that Amal Clooney doesn’t have a stylist. Well… According to Yahoo Style, and I believe this source because Joe Zee is running things there now, Amal has now worked twice with Alexis Roche. Full Story

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Did this look different in his mirror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2015 19:58:05 May 27, 2015 19:58:05
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Wenn, Jeff Moore/ Splash News

Jude Law loves a deep V. And a low scoop neck. Going through an airport, I get it. Meeting friends for brunch, sure. Here? Underneath a white-lined velvet jacket? I don’t understand this. I don’t know that anyone else but Jude thinks this looks good. If I had to guess, I would say he’s compensating. Full Story

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Yellow is not her best colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 14:44:33 May 25, 2015 14:44:33
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Atsushi Tomura/ YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Jun Sato/ Getty Images

Sarah reviewed Tomorrowland in the previous post – click here for a refresher. And while the movie topped the box office for Memorial Day weekend, the actual number isn’t great. The number will need to grow overseas in order for it not to be considered a loss. Full Story

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Marion, Michael, and Alicia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2015 14:16:03 May 22, 2015 14:16:03
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Venturelli/ Kevin Tachman/ amfAR15/ VALERY HACHE/ Dominique Charriau/ Ian Gavan/ Pascal Le Segretain/ amfAR15/ Getty Images

Marion Cotillard and Michael Fassbender looked like they were having a great time together last night at the amfAR gala in Cannes ahead of the premiere of Macbeth at the festival, one of the most highly anticipated films in competition. Two new clips have just been released showing Fassbender’s Macbeth at his coronation, looking well on his way to derangement, and then later in battle with some curious directing decisions, at least to me. Full Story

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Emma’s Cannes wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2015 20:30:50 May 15, 2015 20:30:50
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Andreas Rentz/ Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/ Luca Teuchmann/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

OK so the fashion moment we were waiting for… Emma Stone at the Palais tonight in Cannes... And… Le sigh. Of course. She’s gorgeous. She’s wearing the hell out of it. She’s just so lovely. And I love how playful and fun she was, hamming it up for photographers. Full Story

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