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Johnny’s big shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2015 14:08:52 September 8, 2015 14:08:52
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Johnny Depp went to Venice for Black Mass and he stayed to support Amber Heard on the carpet because she has a part in The Danish Girl. The Danish Girl features Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander who’s getting a lot of attention for her performance in the film. As you know, all year they’ve been calling for Alicia to break out, not unlike the way they used to hype Jessica Chastain. Full Story

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Le Sauvage in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2015 18:20:15 September 4, 2015 18:20:15
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Johnny Depp is in Venice today, seen here at the Black Mass photo call looking…sauvage. And not in the Khal Drogo way either. Earlier this week, just in time to promote the film, Dior dropped the first ad for their Sauvage fragrance, starring Johnny Depp, the wannabe rock star. Full Story

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Vanessa Hudgens: VMAs Worst Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 13:57:13 August 31, 2015 13:57:13
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Wenn, AXELLE WOUSSEN/ Bauergriffin.com/ Paul A. Hebert/ Press Line/ Jen Lowery/ Splash News

What was your first reaction when you saw what Vanessa Hudgens wore to the VMAs? Mine was… “Oh f-ck off!” We know you had to miss Coachella this year because you were on Broadway. This doesn’t mean you have to spend the next 11 months dressing like an asshole. Full Story

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Johnny Depp: the rocker, the Sparrow, and the Mouse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2015 16:09:10 August 17, 2015 16:09:10
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Johnny Depp showed up at Disney’s D23 this weekend to promote Pirates 5. On Friday he wore regular clothes, and by regular clothes, I mean a shirt and a vest and some necklaces – but not too many – and a jacket on top and, to me, he’s starting to look like Walt Disney. I can’t look too long at his face. Full Story

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Katy is a lamb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2015 21:28:24 July 20, 2015 21:28:24

Katy Perry went to Vegas to see Mimi. Then they posed together for photos. Obviously my sweet glitter butterfly angel is the most beautiful and the most thin every day, but on this day, especially so. Because Christ Jesus what is Katy wearing? I’m not just talking about the pink fur. I’m not just talking about all those pearls – three pearl drops on each ear AND a double strand around her neck. Full Story

Katniss’s last Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2015 22:01:58 July 9, 2015 22:01:58
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The Mockingjay 2 panel just wrapped not too long ago at Comic-Con. The big 3 were all there – Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth. But, really, the story is Katniss. Always Katniss. Always JLaw. According to the tweets I’ve been reading, she really delivered for the fans. Full Story

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Superman at the Groove Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 15:38:44 July 6, 2015 15:38:44
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WENN

Henry Cavill was in Dublin this weekend attending the Groove Festival. Those are not festival-fitting jeans. Those are not any-fitting jeans. God I’ve never wanted to go shopping with/for a guy so badly. There has to be a pair of pants that works for him. I refuse to believe that this is impossible. Full Story

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BET Triple Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2015 14:28:25 June 29, 2015 14:28:25
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Let’s talk first about Kelly Rowland’s dress. The feathers. The fashion feathers that just won’t die. Normally we see the feathers on the skirt. And this was fun and fresh…back in 2005. Now? Kaley Cuoco has access to feathers. This is when it’s time to give up on feathers. Full Story

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I’m not a bitch, my dress is see-through

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2015 13:49:09 June 2, 2015 13:49:09
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Alo Ceballos/ Kevin Mazur/ Ignat/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

CFDA Awards last night in New York. Julianna Margulies wore a sheer Michael Kors to show off her black underwear which, really, is the only way to make this dress interesting because otherwise I don’t love it. The material is what bothers me, I think. The material is dress emporium, destination: mall. Full Story

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Amal Clooney has a stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2015 19:33:54 May 29, 2015 19:33:54
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jason Merritt/ Jun Sato/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

George Clooney recently said, on the Tomorrowland press tour, that Amal Clooney doesn’t have a stylist. Well… According to Yahoo Style, and I believe this source because Joe Zee is running things there now, Amal has now worked twice with Alexis Roche. Full Story

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Did this look different in his mirror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2015 19:58:05 May 27, 2015 19:58:05
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Jude Law loves a deep V. And a low scoop neck. Going through an airport, I get it. Meeting friends for brunch, sure. Here? Underneath a white-lined velvet jacket? I don’t understand this. I don’t know that anyone else but Jude thinks this looks good. If I had to guess, I would say he’s compensating. Full Story

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