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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Life without Daisy

September 22, 2009 07:57:15 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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Jogging hair

September 21, 2009 12:46:32 Posted at September 21, 2009 12:46:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the 2nd GMD post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. The GMD and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness though, according to my husband Jacek, I am the ugliest runner ever. Full Story

His wedge heels come in blue

September 21, 2009 09:36:49 Posted at September 21, 2009 09:36:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story

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Emmy Charo

September 21, 2009 08:11:52 Posted at September 21, 2009 08:11:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

September 21, 2009 07:02:00 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Stackhouse on hiatus

September 18, 2009 08:37:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I will be happy to see Jacek when I get home tomorrow. More happy to see Marcus. And the first thing I’ll do is watch True Blood. That is if Jacek is willing to give up the tv. This a glorious time of year for us. EA Sports NHL 2010 has just been released. This means he will play it obsessively for two weeks and we won’t have to talk to each other. Full Story

Not my favourite Pitt

September 18, 2009 08:01:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived today at the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain to promote Inglourious Basterds. As you can see, he’s letting his beard run wild. Gross. Some girls go moist for it but me I’m not a facial hair person. I like it on Jeff Bridges but I don’t want to make out with Jeff Bridges. Full Story

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Dictionary of the Stupid Generation

September 18, 2009 07:14:08 Posted at September 18, 2009 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently raping the word DIVA. Full Story

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What In The What!?

September 11, 2009 07:24:40 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:24:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this the latest figure to be inducted into London’s Madame Tussauds? Nope, it’s just Victoria Beckham coming out of her Mattel box for the night to do a t-shirt signing at Bergdorf Goodman for New York’s Fashion Week. Seriously, all the fuss about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch could just be a sighting of Posh doing the backstroke in the ocean. Full Story

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Opening Creation

September 11, 2009 07:10:15 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Connelly looks beautiful IN SPITE of that dress. Jacek loves it of course because of the see-through breasts. This is the problem. It’s not just that it isn’t photographing with the light, it’s also that it’s not a particularly great fit. The material clings awkwardly around her chest, looks cheap. Full Story

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One Man

September 8, 2009 14:10:28 Posted at September 8, 2009 14:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story