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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Kristen at the cotillion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 11:13:21 November 17, 2009 11:13:21

Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story

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Young breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 10:12:43 November 16, 2009 10:12:43

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

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Bad pants and loud screams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 08:21:27 November 16, 2009 08:21:27

Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story

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Taylor trumps the Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 07:08:18 November 12, 2009 07:08:18

Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level of ass. Full Story

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GMD in plaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 14:28:48 November 10, 2009 14:28:48

He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story

Beard beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:19:42 November 4, 2009 07:19:42

Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Later Lipgloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 08:30:03 November 2, 2009 08:30:03

After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story

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Chicken Fried 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 08:16:26 October 30, 2009 08:16:26

The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story

Robo Disconnected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 14:53:24 October 26, 2009 14:53:24

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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JLo love story and pit stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 13:00:00 October 26, 2009 13:00:00

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story