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Manslinger makes him clutch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 12:45:11 October 19, 2009 12:45:11

Holy f-ck ARod is clutch right now. Finally producing in the post season, including a bottom 11th homerun to tie the game although it was heartbreaking the way the Angels lost. The series now moves to LA for the next 3 games (if necessary) and lo and behold Kate Hudson showed up in Hollywood on Sunday flaunting ARod’s playground after a workout. Full Story

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Being mean to Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:18:49 October 14, 2009 08:18:49

It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story

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GMD: manly man in a puffy coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 08:26:34 October 9, 2009 08:26:34

The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story

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Maggie's sateen jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 07:38:12 October 6, 2009 07:38:12

At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At the Oscars for instance, she won’t allow it on camera. Full Story

GOOPy for Stella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 09:39:20 October 5, 2009 09:39:20

It was so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to tear herself away from her children today, because she’s such a devoted mother, but she’s also a devoted friend. Which is why she hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to support Stella McCartney who is showing at Fashion Week today. G and Stella, of course, are BFFs. Full Story

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Porny panties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 07:53:16 October 5, 2009 07:53:16

Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story

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Life without Daisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 07:57:15 September 22, 2009 07:57:15

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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Jogging hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 12:46:32 September 21, 2009 12:46:32

It’s the 2nd GMD post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. The GMD and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness though, according to my husband Jacek, I am the ugliest runner ever. Full Story

His wedge heels come in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 09:36:49 September 21, 2009 09:36:49

It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story

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Emmy Charo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 08:11:52 September 21, 2009 08:11:52

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story