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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 16:26:00 August 17, 2009 16:26:00

It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone are the days when Pattinson would be able to walk to Yaletown without security for brunch on Sunday. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 09:34:17 August 17, 2009 09:34:17

My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not only does one year seem like two, but it’s also difficult to tell which is which. Full Story

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I don’t want to see you in these pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 08:22:57 August 14, 2009 08:22:57

He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse. But the pants… I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo Rida so loud the ground shakes down the entire block but also because these pants, they bulge in weird places, they catch the light from odd angles, they pinch in the wrong corners, and like a pervert your eyes are always drawn to the groin and then you’re trying to make out penis shapes and this is not what I want from my RDJ. Full Story

Oh Anna, what have you done?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 17:03:00 August 13, 2009 17:03:00

Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story

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Chicken Fried busted ass weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:36:00 August 12, 2009 07:36:00

It’s not the first time a post has been so titled. And likely won’t be the last. But seriously… What. The. F-CK??????????????????? Chicken Fried Low Classy went shopping yesterday on Robertson. I noted it during my Teen Choice tweets the other night – that I thought I saw a gel nail buried at the back of her head. Full Story

Vote on Diane’s ass crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 09:58:57 August 11, 2009 09:58:57

She’s normally flawless on style choices, particularly because she takes risks. So this is Diane Kruger last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds going for broke. As you can see, you can see her ass crack. It’s a dress that’s probably worth, at least, several thousand dollars. Full Story

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How not to be 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 06:29:51 August 10, 2009 06:29:51

Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride. It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best costume for the day? Sure. For a girl who desperately wants to be 30, and date 30 too. Full Story

Work out together, hang out together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 19:24:05 August 7, 2009 19:24:05

Several Twilight cast members left Vancouver today to head to the Teen Choice Awards in LA. Last night they once again gathered together for a group dinner, walking in a row downtown, reminds me of that press shot of Friends…was it Season 7? By request, Twi-Hards, by request, the photos are attached. Full Story

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Eclipse around town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 07:14:00 August 6, 2009 07:14:00

More Vancouver Twilight sightings to come… Let’s start first with a few cast members enjoying the sunshine. It’s been gorgeous here. And not stifling hot anymore so we don’t have to keep throwing our dog under the shower. Poor guy. Can you imagine what 35 degrees must feel like for them? And mine is particularly stupid. Full Story

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Full time shades

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 16:19:33 August 5, 2009 16:19:33

It hasn’t even been 6 months. 6 months ago Taylor Lautner could walk around virtually unnoticed without sunglasses. Now for Taylor Lautner it’s full time shades. He arrived in Vancouver today to begin prep on Eclipse, as usual accompanied by his dad. TL is only 17. And it’s the law. Full Story

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