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Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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I draw the line at the sheer shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 07:36:00 July 9, 2009 07:36:00

He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off some new tats and even the squiggle on top of his head appears to be receding but the sheer black shirt is one step too far. Full Story

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Take no hair over long hair Ben

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 15:03:00 July 8, 2009 15:03:00

If you’re not covering every possible Michael Jackson burial scenario it’s a slow day in gossip. So why not stay on the topic of hair? Will has no hair. Ben Stiller has too much in the wrong places. Is he preparing for a movie role? Apparently he has 4 projects lined up in 2010 Full Story

Waiting, waiting, waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 12:30:24 July 6, 2009 12:30:24

Almost there. Not quite but almost… Tomorrow is the UK premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Today, the photo call. Members of the cast were at Claridge’s this morning to kick off a media storm in advance of the carpet and more promotion later on the in the week. As usual, of course, Emma Watson is flawless. Full Story

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Anne is Viola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2009 08:50:00 June 26, 2009 08:50:00

Opening performance of Twelfth Night to kick off Shakespeare in the Park, this is Anne Hathaway at the curtain call and then in gold at the afterparty. The gold isn’t so flattering, agree? Anne has received mostly solid reviews for her enthusiasm – am told she’s present, generous, and always prepared. Full Story

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When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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His & Her skinny jean-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 08:25:51 June 23, 2009 08:25:51

The GMD and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but the Midge has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps him to help her. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 14:05:20 June 19, 2009 14:05:20

So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable and mature, explaining that they’d take this natural curl, as lame as it is, over the straight iron look of LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron and, yeah, I couldn’t disagree. Full Story

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Shake it loose!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:47:42 June 16, 2009 07:47:42

Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored but it’s not his best outing. Full Story

She dresses her real age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 08:38:39 June 12, 2009 08:38:39

Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law dresses more contemporarily than she does, though I suppose, marrying who she married, Zeta kinda has to age the wardrobe accordingly. Full Story

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