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How not to be 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 06:29:51 August 10, 2009 06:29:51

Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride. It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best costume for the day? Sure. For a girl who desperately wants to be 30, and date 30 too. Full Story

Work out together, hang out together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 19:24:05 August 7, 2009 19:24:05

Several Twilight cast members left Vancouver today to head to the Teen Choice Awards in LA. Last night they once again gathered together for a group dinner, walking in a row downtown, reminds me of that press shot of Friends…was it Season 7? By request, Twi-Hards, by request, the photos are attached. Full Story

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Eclipse around town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 07:14:00 August 6, 2009 07:14:00

More Vancouver Twilight sightings to come… Let’s start first with a few cast members enjoying the sunshine. It’s been gorgeous here. And not stifling hot anymore so we don’t have to keep throwing our dog under the shower. Poor guy. Can you imagine what 35 degrees must feel like for them? And mine is particularly stupid. Full Story

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Full time shades

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 16:19:33 August 5, 2009 16:19:33

It hasn’t even been 6 months. 6 months ago Taylor Lautner could walk around virtually unnoticed without sunglasses. Now for Taylor Lautner it’s full time shades. He arrived in Vancouver today to begin prep on Eclipse, as usual accompanied by his dad. TL is only 17. And it’s the law. Full Story

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Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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I draw the line at the sheer shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 07:36:00 July 9, 2009 07:36:00

He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off some new tats and even the squiggle on top of his head appears to be receding but the sheer black shirt is one step too far. Full Story

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Waiting, waiting, waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 12:30:24 July 6, 2009 12:30:24

Almost there. Not quite but almost… Tomorrow is the UK premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Today, the photo call. Members of the cast were at Claridge’s this morning to kick off a media storm in advance of the carpet and more promotion later on the in the week. As usual, of course, Emma Watson is flawless. Full Story

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Anne is Viola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2009 08:50:00 June 26, 2009 08:50:00

Opening performance of Twelfth Night to kick off Shakespeare in the Park, this is Anne Hathaway at the curtain call and then in gold at the afterparty. The gold isn’t so flattering, agree? Anne has received mostly solid reviews for her enthusiasm – am told she’s present, generous, and always prepared. Full Story

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When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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