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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.


May 5, 2009 08:47:42 Posted at May 5, 2009 08:47:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Battle of the overdressers: In one corner, the usual. Who else? Kate Beckinsale. F-ck! Does she have to? Can she help herself? Kate Beckinsale does not know the meaning of restraint. None. It’s Marchesa. No wonder I hate it. Besides, Penelope Cruz did this already and better. Her opponent: Elizabeth Hurley in Elie Saab. Full Story

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Mother daughter fail

May 5, 2009 08:29:24 Posted at May 5, 2009 08:29:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who’ve been visiting the site for a while have heard about this already. But it’s one of the best memories of my life. Lara – I miss you. I miss us getting completely rejected by Anna Wintour Full Story

The Madonna Debate

May 5, 2009 08:20:01 Posted at May 5, 2009 08:20:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over that thing in her head and her muscles popping like flashbulbs. Full Story

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Leighton > Lively

May 5, 2009 07:48:28 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:48:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

90% of you and an entire fleet of MiniVans will disagree… Blake’s was the safer choice. Pretty and soothing in blue and blonde and boring as f-ck and a cheap slit too. It’s Versace. I’m asleep. Like when Serena talks in her one voice, incapable of modulation. Lulls you into a coma. Full Story

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Alba outclassed

May 5, 2009 07:32:26 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She really was. Or, more accurately, perhaps it was her designer Jason Wu. This dress seems like it’s 2 seasons old and was last worn at some Us Weekly party by Lauren Conrad. That hurts. And the tights, not feeling the tights. On the plus side: am all over the lipstick. Fuchsia looks good on the Alba Demon who smiled almost like she meant it. Full Story

Lazy Dunst

May 5, 2009 07:28:08 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s fired. For many reasons, not just last night. The Xenu sympathising doesn’t sit well. And then the whole rehab for “depression” business which, as you’d expect, nobody bought especially not after Sundance that year when she was passing out Lindsay Lohan styles at every party. Full Story

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Worst Hair: Anne Hathaway

May 5, 2009 06:58:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 06:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Make it go away. If I look too long it’s like a squirrel is attacking my eyes. An old cranky squirrel, bitter at life, two divorces already, a third on the way, and maybe a little drinking problem. Or her big-haired, Texas beard in Brokeback Mountain. Either way, why would Anne Hathaway age herself 20 years on this night when 14 year old models are walking around barely able to support themselves on their gangly legs? Dumb. Full Story

Sporty Bass

May 4, 2009 15:44:03 Posted at May 4, 2009 15:44:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ed Westwick will attend the Costume Institute Gala with girlfriend Jessica Szohr tonight in New York dressed in Christian Dior. This weekend however he was in LA, playing soccer at a celebrity match as Jessica cheered on the sidelines. Full Story

Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

May 1, 2009 09:32:06 Posted at May 1, 2009 09:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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Pippy runs from Shelfy

April 30, 2009 12:52:39 Posted at April 30, 2009 12:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about 5k and they dry super fast. Full Story

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All better

April 30, 2009 07:22:19 Posted at April 30, 2009 07:22:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liev Schreiber skipped the Hollywood premiere of Wolverine the other night because his son Sasha was sick in New York. Sasha was briefly hospitalised but is clearly feeling much better, enjoying time on dad’s shoulders yesterday during a walk through Soho. He is cute! Allow me now to segue not so gracefully to the subject of Liev’s, um, tight pants the other night in Arizona. Full Story