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Georgina’s back…and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 15:01:58 April 27, 2009 15:01:58

The CW has revealed on its Gossip Girl website tonight that Georgina’s back. And supposedly she’s “transformed”. Word is they need to fight a more formidable foe. And prom is coming up. Oh. Prom. Prom drama is delicious. Especially if Chuck Bass and Georgina are up to no good. Full Story

Leo Gordon Gekko

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 12:24:01 April 27, 2009 12:24:01

Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.Greed is good. He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. Full Story

Those legs again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 11:42:30 April 27, 2009 11:42:30

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

Blair Scout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 11:52:09 April 24, 2009 11:52:09

This will hurt Duana I think. It’s Leighton Meester last night at the Chloe opening in LA. Blair Waldorf would not approve. The gaping at the chest looks skanky. And heavy. This is a small girl. It’s doing nothing for her body. Next up: Scout LaRue Willis. Rumey’s sister – it’s her turn! She’s cute, non? Scout turns 18 this year and made her debut at the Crillon Bal last November in Paris. Full Story

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B & Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:36:00 April 24, 2009 06:36:00

Many of you know Idris Elba from his recent guest-starring turn in The Office. But he was amazing in The Wire and equally so in Rock’n’Rolla. And he’s f-cking hot. Elba is currently starring alongside Beyonce in Obsessed which premiered last night in New York and opens today. Idris plays a successful married man stalked by a temp at his firm. Full Story

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Married Orange Mandy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 10:06:42 April 21, 2009 10:06:42

She’s happy and I am happy for her. Her husband, after pretending he was all punk as f-ck, came back for her on his hands and knees. Mandy Moore is worth it. Which is why it makes me sad to see an orange Mandy, photos from this weekend, in Vegas, borrowing Lindsay Lohan’s spray tan to give herself a dirty face. Full Story

Why can’t she wear it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 06:53:15 April 20, 2009 06:53:15

SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. Full Story

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Bruno & Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 08:02:09 April 17, 2009 08:02:09

Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for me. A word to Zac Efron then: Should you still be wearing your hair like yours if Sacha Baron Cohen is wearing his hair like yours …as a gag? Source BWE Full Story

The only man for lime green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 17:54:44 April 16, 2009 17:54:44

But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. The most effectively styled, the most flattering shots. Full Story

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3 Dirty Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 11:53:35 April 16, 2009 11:53:35

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

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The newest pants you’ve ever seen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 07:52:02 April 14, 2009 07:52:02

Right? This is Russell Crowe outside Letterman last night arriving in the newest pair of jeans, like, of all time. So new they probably glow in the dark. Russell taped his appearance in advance – it will air on Friday. Not sure what’s up with the super undercover styles – it was the same this morning when he went out for his morning run. Full Story

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