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Lippy & Pippy SNL!

March 26, 2009 10:49:20 Posted at March 26, 2009 10:49:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Will Ferrell. Full Story

Cute workout gear is very important

March 25, 2009 15:02:46 Posted at March 25, 2009 15:02:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I didn’t always think this way. I just put on whatever. I mean it’s the gym. It’s not a fashion show. And this is still true. But at the same time, a flattering pair of running pants or a tank can certainly motivate, get you working harder, and well, I don’t know what’s going on with Natalie Portman in these photos. Full Story

With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino

March 18, 2009 07:24:14 Posted at March 18, 2009 07:24:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. Full Story

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Roller Granny!

March 17, 2009 06:27:49 Posted at March 17, 2009 06:27:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even engaging in common folk activities… Like Rollergirls! Saturday night, Gran was spotted at the Nashville Rollergirls event at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds. Full Story

Springtime in Paris

March 16, 2009 07:39:03 Posted at March 16, 2009 07:39:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus! Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour – they were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping in at a few bakeries, eating at the famed Café de Flore, shopping at Nina Ricci – every stop captured by cameras. Full Story

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Do you like her hair?

March 13, 2009 10:01:05 Posted at March 13, 2009 10:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

Robo Weave!

March 12, 2009 15:08:29 Posted at March 12, 2009 15:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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Reese & Jakey European quickie

March 12, 2009 13:54:00 Posted at March 12, 2009 13:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal has joined Reese Witherspoon on part of the Euro leg of her Monsters vs Aliens press tour. Here they are in Madrid today visiting a museum, enjoying the sun, walking hand in hand looking happy and relaxed. Many of you emailed yesterday about her dress at the UK premiere – it was Prada. Full Story

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Rob’s morning coffee

March 10, 2009 15:55:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 15:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Full Story

If he was your dad…

March 9, 2009 17:14:25 Posted at March 9, 2009 17:14:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story

The Acting Simpson

March 9, 2009 07:11:15 Posted at March 9, 2009 07:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story