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Charlize & Sean in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 19:41:56 May 14, 2015 19:41:56
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Sean Penn joined Charlize Theron at the Palais in Cannes for Mad Max: Fury Road today. Is this supposed to be our substitute for Brange Cannes? Because I reject that. I was however reminded of previous Cannes. There was a year he was there and I was covering it and on the party scene, he was always the last one to go home. Full Story

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Henry Cavill: rose and manila

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2015 14:10:38 May 11, 2015 14:10:38
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The cast of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was in Rome this weekend to promote the film. The movie comes out in August. I am obsessed with Alicia Vikander’s dress. Also her tan. Anyway, as you can see, U.N.C.L.E.’s two leads, Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer, are working matching beards right now. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk after the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2015 15:11:41 May 6, 2015 15:11:41
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Bradley Cooper was at the MET Gala even though he skipped the carpet. Inside, he and Irina Shayk kept their distance. He was seen talking to JLO before leaving. Afterwards though he and Irina were both at Rihanna’s party with Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Madonna, Miley, JB… And at one point, according to Page Six Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: MET Gala 2015 Worst Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 15:33:41 May 5, 2015 15:33:41
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She’s the one I’ve been alluding to the whole time when asking the question – why are you there if you’re not there to play? Joanna described it as a state dinner dress. She’s right. Reese Witherspoon, in this red column, is going to the White House. It’s a fine dress for a White House dinner. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence’s two MET dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 12:55:16 May 5, 2015 12:55:16
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Hated what Jennifer Lawrence wore to the MET Gala main event, especially as one of the co-hosts. Is it limiting, this Dior deal? Duana wrote earlier about Emily Blunt, about assuming Emily was more fashion forward than she actually is because, hilariously, she was in Devil Wears Prada. And I feel like I’ve done the same with Jennifer because her personality is just so not aligned with what she’s been wearing. Full Story

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Emily Blunt: No MET Risk

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 12:21:49 May 5, 2015 12:21:49
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You know I love Emily Blunt. And you further know Emily Blunt can take a fashion risk.  Well…. I wrote that sentence, and then I found myself in the position of having to back it up, and actually there isn’t that much. Like, she wore a bright green gown to the SAGs a few years back, and there’s a shot of her from one of the Your Sister’s Sisters premieres where she’s wearing what looks like the black and blue version of The Dress – but I realize that Emily Blunt is not actually the fashion risk-taker I have been giving her credit for. Full Story

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JLO’s MET Dragon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:37:29 May 5, 2015 11:37:29
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It’s Versace. But it could also have been Zuhair Murad. What’s the difference? Beading held together by pantyhose – who can tell it apart? Doesn’t matter if there’s a dragon because f-ck, I’m so over it. I’m so over JLO in these kinds of dresses. I’m so over “body-con” as a substitute for imagination. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:19:32 May 5, 2015 11:19:32
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So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Rachel Weisz: Worst MET Disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 06:50:05 May 5, 2015 06:50:05
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Was it a last minute decision? Like, she wasn’t intending to go but decided to go anyway and just yanked something serviceable out of the closet that didn’t need to be pressed? Then again, it’s Chanel. I’ve no doubt Rachel Weisz has some Chanel lying around but this is couture so… it probably wasn’t yanked from anywhere. Full Story

Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:01:25 May 5, 2015 05:01:25
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As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: MET Yellow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:32:25 May 5, 2015 04:32:25
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Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold. Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress: Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now. And my response: That yellow made me ANGRY. Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually this unremarkable. Full Story