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With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 07:24:14 March 18, 2009 07:24:14

It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. Full Story

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Roller Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 06:27:49 March 17, 2009 06:27:49

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even engaging in common folk activities… Like Rollergirls! Saturday night, Gran was spotted at the Nashville Rollergirls event at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds. Full Story

Springtime in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 07:39:03 March 16, 2009 07:39:03

Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus! Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour – they were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping in at a few bakeries, eating at the famed Café de Flore, shopping at Nina Ricci – every stop captured by cameras. Full Story

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Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

Robo Weave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:08:29 March 12, 2009 15:08:29

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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Reese & Jakey European quickie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 13:54:00 March 12, 2009 13:54:00

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal has joined Reese Witherspoon on part of the Euro leg of her Monsters vs Aliens press tour. Here they are in Madrid today visiting a museum, enjoying the sun, walking hand in hand looking happy and relaxed. Many of you emailed yesterday about her dress at the UK premiere – it was Prada. Full Story

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Rob’s morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 15:55:00 March 10, 2009 15:55:00

Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Full Story

If he was your dad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 17:14:25 March 9, 2009 17:14:25

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story

The Acting Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:11:15 March 9, 2009 07:11:15

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story

Porny in a corset

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:03:26 March 9, 2009 07:03:26

Am still snotty and miserable with this cold but seeing Porny put a smile on my face. Isn’t she wonderful? I love her so much. Jessica Simpson on stage at the Florida Strawberry Festival this weekend in Plant City, Florida in her daisy dukes and a long corset holding it all in and showing off her toned, muscular legs. Full Story

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The shape of Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:54:19 March 9, 2009 06:54:19

Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now that’s a real woman’s body and it’s all natural. Full Story

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