Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

SAG Disappointing: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:54:00 January 26, 2009 05:54:00

That’s a sick body. But that is also a low classy looking dress. And it breaks my heart. Because as you know, Emily Blunt is a favourite. But this…this is budget. When the seam that splits from her breasts does not travel a straight line down, all the way down, to me that screams cheap. It’s unpolished. Full Story

Why him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 08:57:52 January 15, 2009 08:57:52

It’s not like he’s the new Jack Nicholson. And he’s ass too look at so… Why Brendan Fraser? Don’t get it. It was announced yesterday that Fraser has been cast alongside Harrison Ford in a new medical movie based on Pulitzer prize winning book The Cure. Full Story

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Will’s worst pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 16:12:38 January 14, 2009 16:12:38

This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like the GMD’s pants used to. Before he lost 15 years and 15 pounds. Full Story

Always with mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 07:17:14 January 13, 2009 07:17:14

That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly disappeared for while, did not go shopping every day with the paps, and has since remained very much undercover, celebrating her first year anniversary recently, collecting a meaningless People’s Choice Award and, yes, spending time with mom, her manager. Full Story

Globes Worst: Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 10:52:18 January 12, 2009 10:52:18

A major event red carpet can be a great equaliser. Without the false hype generated by a calculated single-focus strategy on behalf of one star, awards shows like the Globes separate the top from the bottom. The true celebrities from the pretenders. And this is Megan Fox. On a night when the Brange ruled, as they always do when they are present, when the GMD reclaimed some of his former glory, when Kate Winslet took home double, when Drew and Cam and Pene and Salma played the girly show, Megan Fox was put in her place proving once and for all that her existence is entirely superfluous. Full Story

Globes Rossum: Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:18:59 January 12, 2009 09:18:59

Could be the lingering effects of that insipid acceptance speech last week at Critics’ Choice when Angie gave her the death stare, could be the way she was fluttering around like a debutante at the ball last night when it’s not her first time, could be this dress… Grace of Monaco did it better. Full Story

Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:06:07 January 12, 2009 09:06:07

This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But there has been a rebirth of the diva inside the JLo. Full Story

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Globes Worst Makeup: Drew Barrymore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:47:53 January 12, 2009 08:47:53

She was a hot mess last night. In every sense. So it’s a testament to her beauty that she did not look ugly. But that dress was a cheap disaster. And the grey eye shadow, oh la. Too much, too obvious, too desperate. Grey Gardens. We get it. The gays all get it. But makeup is makeup. It’s not a f-cking movie promotion. Full Story

Globes Worst Black: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:29:01 January 12, 2009 08:29:01

Most will probably be naming her Worst Dressed today. But that’s too easy. And it’s also unappreciative. Because some choices are so spectacularly bad, they serve to entertain and the assyness of Renee Zellweger last night was amazing. We should be thanking her. You were gaping, right? You called up your gay and squealed, right? Once every carpet, a dress will do that. Full Story

Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:56:14 January 12, 2009 07:56:14

Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades into the background. Full Story

Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:34:53 January 12, 2009 07:34:53

Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004. And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa Minnillo – what the f-ck is she wearing??? This is the kind of sh-t that should earn a lifetime ban. Full Story