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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

After boyfriend jeans…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:06:31 December 29, 2008 07:06:31

Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of you, became a hot thing. Full Story

Bit clowny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 07:19:56 December 15, 2008 07:19:56

Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes over the title character and they turn it into a live action, who the f-ck cares? Money, right? Word is Cam receives back end earnings. Full Story

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Daniel’s pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 13:35:00 December 12, 2008 13:35:00

So… It hurts to say it. But this is Daniel Craig today in London and he’s not wearing his pants… very well. Especially that side shot. Like the ass and the tapering. It’s a little Ed Westwick! Ew! I’m sorry! But it’s true! He needs new jeans! Don’t mind the beanie though. Full Story

Fergie in sateen at Selfridges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:39:00 December 11, 2008 08:39:00

The bane of Michelle’s existence: sateen. Even worse when it comes to celebrities because you’d think they know how sh-tty sateen photographs. This is Fergie today at Selfridges in London promoting MAC. Extremely unflattering. As is the high collar though I suppose it’s not fair. Because I’ve already mentioned her neck isn’t all that cute either. Full Story

Wouldn’t you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:41:00 December 8, 2008 06:41:00

People reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are over. Like…do you blame her? Wouldn’t you? She’s cute! And him? Well… Look at him. Look at what he’s become. Like I said at the time these images were originally posted – oh revolting Travolta! And he’s a loser douche. Full Story

His Pants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 13:00:49 December 4, 2008 13:00:49

There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed the GMD. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to promote Valkyrie. Full Story

Holiday white wedgies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 07:34:37 December 4, 2008 07:34:37

The GMD and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced… As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom Cruise holds his daughter too… like total novices. Full Story

Finally Aguilera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 06:52:38 December 4, 2008 06:52:38

Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga styles, just straight up singing, quality singing with a limited amount of vocal gymnastics… It was heaven. Full Story

Douchebags have Soul Patches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 08:02:00 November 24, 2008 08:02:00

It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. Full Story