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Carpets & Candids: Katherine Heigl up and down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2017 19:43:48 April 21, 2017 19:43:48
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I was about to say that this is the cutest outfit I’ve seen on Katherine Heigl in a long time, maybe forever? The pretty floral dress under a moto jacket….good, right? I mean I would have gone with a different shoe but it’s not a dealbreaker. Then I zoomed out and saw the bag. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood at the ACMs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2017 15:27:10 April 3, 2017 15:27:10
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I don't understand why it is that Carrie Underwood almost never gets it right with her red carpet looks but manages to do just fine for her performance outfits. How is this the same person? The red carpet dress is standard tacky. I'm guessing Zuhair Murad, because this is exactly the kind of cheesy fabric combination he's known for. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s fringed stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2017 19:30:21 March 30, 2017 19:30:21

At first I thought those white bands were fake pearls. They’re not pearls. They’re bits of string arranged in stripes that happen to take light very well. Which I appreciate. But, at the same time, the sheer material underneath is so delicate, I don’t think it’s all holding up very well. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Freida’s Spirit lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2017 01:18:39 February 26, 2017 01:18:39
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HATE. This much lace never wins for me. And lace held together by pantyhose in combination with tulle is appalling.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s caped dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2017 15:41:15 February 24, 2017 15:41:15
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I should like this dress more than I do. It’s caped. Which is always one of my favourite features. But … there’s something about the  material here. Is it too… stiff? What’s bothering me is the placement of the darts around her breasts. I hate breast darts. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomie’s BAFTA ruffles and flowers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2017 18:13:59 February 13, 2017 18:13:59

I appreciate that Naomie Harris wasn’t going for a boring strapless column dress. That she’s willing to try something different, make a statement. Unfortunately I can’t get behind this outfit. It’s too much at the same time. The shoulder ruffles, the flower belt, it's already a lot, and then it’s on top of a light coloured pleated skirt that’s trying to be the star. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nicole’s beaded Marchesa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 17:15:37 February 6, 2017 17:15:37

By Marchesa standards, this dress is relatively inoffensive. I’ve forgotten about it already. But I’m not sure we were meant to remember it anyway. Nicole has several big events coming up: Grammys (possible), BAFTAs, the Oscar nominees luncheon, and then of course the Oscars. As I say every year, the strategy is to bank the best dress for the Oscars. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s lilac sequins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2017 20:55:48 January 19, 2017 20:55:48

Worst dress at the People’s Choice Awards. This colour…it’s just so awful when there’s SO MUCH OF IT. And then when there’s this much of it… in sequins. It’s the kind of choice you expect from a teenager who’s just getting into glamour based on what they see at the mall, before they figure out what style is. Full Article

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