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Carpets & Candids: Selena’s red mini-dress

October 8, 2014 16:25:39 Posted at October 8, 2014 16:25:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Selena Gomez has the cheesiest taste sometimes, non? Look at this. It’s that f-cking sateen/satin material. So cheap the way the light comes off. And not helped by the fact that it looks like it’s been finished so poorly. This is supposed to be Dior. And it looks like it came from Marciano. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nina’s high waist

August 25, 2014 15:10:49 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:10:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Never a good sign when it’s a Zuhair Murad dress. Don’t understand why people keep going there. This is a mistake on Nina Dobrev. With the high waist and the open chest, the look is matronly and it’s taking away her sparkle. I’ve never seen her look so dull, flat, and she’s so much better than dull and flat. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony

July 22, 2014 17:09:50 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, North Woods/ Splash

It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Maggie’s feather Tony dress

June 9, 2014 13:54:45 Posted at June 9, 2014 13:54:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Don’t like it. Doesn’t fit properly. If you want to give it shape, you have to make the cinching under the bust tighter. Or take out the cinch altogether and just let it fall. The way it is now, it’s halfway between both which means it’s not making a decision. There’s nothing good about an indecisive dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s black dress much better than the MET

May 13, 2014 16:14:10 Posted at May 13, 2014 16:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Michael Zorn/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

I don’t understand why Zoe Kravitz wore what she wore to the MET Gala last week except probably some designer made her do it. Last night’s Lanvin would have been so much better. I’m obsessed with this black dress. A strapless black dress that’s neither boring nor unoriginal. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: CZJ’s genie pants

April 22, 2014 19:18:01 Posted at April 22, 2014 19:18:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Monica Schipper/ Getty

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 44 years old. You know the reaction people always have when they learn her age? Like a serious side-eye? I feel like the reason for that is how she dresses. Look at this outfit. Totally Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Full Article

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