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Carpets & Candids: Naomie’s BAFTA ruffles and flowers

February 13, 2017 18:13:59 Posted at February 13, 2017 18:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I appreciate that Naomie Harris wasn’t going for a boring strapless column dress. That she’s willing to try something different, make a statement. Unfortunately I can’t get behind this outfit. It’s too much at the same time. The shoulder ruffles, the flower belt, it's already a lot, and then it’s on top of a light coloured pleated skirt that’s trying to be the star. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nicole’s beaded Marchesa

February 6, 2017 17:15:37 Posted at February 6, 2017 17:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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By Marchesa standards, this dress is relatively inoffensive. I’ve forgotten about it already. But I’m not sure we were meant to remember it anyway. Nicole has several big events coming up: Grammys (possible), BAFTAs, the Oscar nominees luncheon, and then of course the Oscars. As I say every year, the strategy is to bank the best dress for the Oscars. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s lilac sequins

January 19, 2017 20:55:48 Posted at January 19, 2017 20:55:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Worst dress at the People’s Choice Awards. This colour…it’s just so awful when there’s SO MUCH OF IT. And then when there’s this much of it… in sequins. It’s the kind of choice you expect from a teenager who’s just getting into glamour based on what they see at the mall, before they figure out what style is. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Keira’s green tulle

November 1, 2016 14:38:38 Posted at November 1, 2016 14:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Mark Milan/ David M. Benett/ Fred Duval/ Getty Images

Sad to say I don’t like this dress, not at all. And I like so much of what Keira Knightley wears. But the tulle looks weird around the neck and the chest. And, UGH, it’s sheer on purpose so you can see the shorter beige slip underneath and the black pumps are doing nothing for any of the colours. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s snakes

October 31, 2016 20:34:38 Posted at October 31, 2016 20:34:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A good example of the idea being better than the execution. I like the snakes and the other images embroidered onto this dress. But the dress itself looks sloppy, the material is lumping and bulging, and for Gucci, it doesn’t feel high end, it feels almost like an amateur submission. And, in these times, kinda Halloween costumey, like what you’d find in a party shoppe under “princess” dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s bad hair

October 31, 2016 14:00:24 Posted at October 31, 2016 14:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I f-cking hate the seafoam. It’s a terrible colour. Like, at this point, it’s become offensive to me that people show up in places thinking seafoam belongs on a red carpet. But what’s worse here than the seafoam is Brie Larson’s hair. Few people can pull off this hair. Alexa Chung? Sure. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s fur and bells

October 25, 2016 16:45:57 Posted at October 25, 2016 16:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Jackson Lee/ Splash News

Jessica Simpson dressed like this to go shopping at Barneys. I would have refused to sell her anything, tell her to go back to wherever she founds these pants. These pants. They remind me of Madonna, the Blond Ambition tour, and Holiday. That tour. God, that tour. One of the best tours of all time. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle’s open blouse

October 14, 2016 16:14:24 Posted at October 14, 2016 16:14:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I mean, she’s Halle Berry so she looks incredible. But… can I say I’m kinda bored of her style? The exposed bra, the pants cut tight on the thigh and wider at the ankle… It’s kind of dated. Like Jennifer Aniston probably wore this exact same outfit 10 years ago. Full Article

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