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Carpets & Candids: Freida’s Spirit lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2017 01:18:39 February 26, 2017 01:18:39
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HATE. This much lace never wins for me. And lace held together by pantyhose in combination with tulle is appalling.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s caped dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2017 15:41:15 February 24, 2017 15:41:15
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I should like this dress more than I do. It’s caped. Which is always one of my favourite features. But … there’s something about the  material here. Is it too… stiff? What’s bothering me is the placement of the darts around her breasts. I hate breast darts. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomie’s BAFTA ruffles and flowers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2017 18:13:59 February 13, 2017 18:13:59
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I appreciate that Naomie Harris wasn’t going for a boring strapless column dress. That she’s willing to try something different, make a statement. Unfortunately I can’t get behind this outfit. It’s too much at the same time. The shoulder ruffles, the flower belt, it's already a lot, and then it’s on top of a light coloured pleated skirt that’s trying to be the star. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nicole’s beaded Marchesa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 17:15:37 February 6, 2017 17:15:37
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By Marchesa standards, this dress is relatively inoffensive. I’ve forgotten about it already. But I’m not sure we were meant to remember it anyway. Nicole has several big events coming up: Grammys (possible), BAFTAs, the Oscar nominees luncheon, and then of course the Oscars. As I say every year, the strategy is to bank the best dress for the Oscars. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s lilac sequins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2017 20:55:48 January 19, 2017 20:55:48
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Worst dress at the People’s Choice Awards. This colour…it’s just so awful when there’s SO MUCH OF IT. And then when there’s this much of it… in sequins. It’s the kind of choice you expect from a teenager who’s just getting into glamour based on what they see at the mall, before they figure out what style is. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Keira’s green tulle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2016 14:38:38 November 1, 2016 14:38:38
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Sad to say I don’t like this dress, not at all. And I like so much of what Keira Knightley wears. But the tulle looks weird around the neck and the chest. And, UGH, it’s sheer on purpose so you can see the shorter beige slip underneath and the black pumps are doing nothing for any of the colours. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s snakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2016 20:34:38 October 31, 2016 20:34:38
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A good example of the idea being better than the execution. I like the snakes and the other images embroidered onto this dress. But the dress itself looks sloppy, the material is lumping and bulging, and for Gucci, it doesn’t feel high end, it feels almost like an amateur submission. And, in these times, kinda Halloween costumey, like what you’d find in a party shoppe under “princess” dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2016 14:00:24 October 31, 2016 14:00:24
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I f-cking hate the seafoam. It’s a terrible colour. Like, at this point, it’s become offensive to me that people show up in places thinking seafoam belongs on a red carpet. But what’s worse here than the seafoam is Brie Larson’s hair. Few people can pull off this hair. Alexa Chung? Sure. Full Article

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