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Carpets & Candids: Amber in amber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2015 16:00:15 April 16, 2015 16:00:15
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Ouzounova/ Thelonius/ Splash News

I can call this colour amber, right? Whatever. That’s what my eyes are seeing – Amber Heard in an amber slinky negligee dress. You know what I recently figured out about this material? When the wind pushes up against it and you’re not wearing underwear, it gives you camel toe. Those are not the right shoes. Full Article

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Kerry Washington’s Black Dress at Independent Spirit

Duana Posted by Duana at February 21, 2015 23:26:50 February 21, 2015 23:26:50
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Mike Windle/ Jeff Kravitz/ Tommaso Boddi/ Frazer Harrison/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Intellectually, I get it. Kerry Washington goes unexpected and doesn’t always default to ‘sexy’. If Lainey were here, she’d say she loves that this dress isn’t traditionally sexy/alluring. But she’s rehearsing so here’s my unbridled opinion - This medium-long black dress is so matte that it looks like overdone officewear, chiffon accoutrements and all -  and I feel like the shoes don’t do anything to change that opinion. Full Article

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Emma Stone Spirit Awards 2015

Joanna Posted by Joanna at February 21, 2015 22:04:50 February 21, 2015 22:04:50
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Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

Behold: Emma Stone's first red carpet misstep from the 2015 awards season. Emma's all-black look is decidedly unsexy. How can a sheer, half-lace floral black dress with cutouts (and pockets!) look so stiff? Of course, her hair looks great and her makeup is polished, but where's the fun? This mismatched ensemble is made even more boring with her basic black pumps. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle’s uneven dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2015 17:01:50 February 20, 2015 17:01:50
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Wenn, Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I don’t know what it is about the bottom of this dress but I’m not digging the way it’s falling. Or where it’s falling. Is it hitting her legs at a weird place? Also, this hair, that fringe. Not feeling.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gwen Stefani: the almost best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 17:12:24 February 9, 2015 17:12:24
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Jeff Vespa/ Lester Cohen/ Mark Davis/ Getty Images

That black jumpsuit on the carpet? Nothing is touching that. Obsessed. The red dress for the performance? You know, where she and Adam Levine had no chemistry, like Fifty Shades Of Grey? With that stupid nasty sh-t at the hip? PISS. It was piss.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Reese is dressing like Sofia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 15:03:15 February 9, 2015 15:03:15
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Danny Martindale/ Samir Hussein/ Fred Duval/ Getty Images

Hate the colour. Hate the cut. Hate the fact that she’s pretty much taking style inspiration from Sofia Vergara now. There is NOTHING interesting here. There’s no imagination, there’s no originality, there are only breasts. Purple breasts.    Full Article

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