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Carpets & Candids: Nina’s high waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2014 15:10:49 August 25, 2014 15:10:49
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Never a good sign when it’s a Zuhair Murad dress. Don’t understand why people keep going there. This is a mistake on Nina Dobrev. With the high waist and the open chest, the look is matronly and it’s taking away her sparkle. I’ve never seen her look so dull, flat, and she’s so much better than dull and flat. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2014 17:09:50 July 22, 2014 17:09:50
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FameFlynet, North Woods/ Splash

It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Maggie’s feather Tony dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2014 13:54:45 June 9, 2014 13:54:45
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WENN

Don’t like it. Doesn’t fit properly. If you want to give it shape, you have to make the cinching under the bust tighter. Or take out the cinch altogether and just let it fall. The way it is now, it’s halfway between both which means it’s not making a decision. There’s nothing good about an indecisive dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: CZJ’s genie pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2014 19:18:01 April 22, 2014 19:18:01
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Monica Schipper/ Getty

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 44 years old. You know the reaction people always have when they learn her age? Like a serious side-eye? I feel like the reason for that is how she dresses. Look at this outfit. Totally Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie’s bowed waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2014 16:32:06 April 22, 2014 16:32:06
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Um. I hate this dress. A lot. The material. You know my relationship with this material. Look at it picking up the light in the most awful places. The colour is all wrong for her too. And Jesus, that bow at the waist is gross. Also the hem looks unfinished and sloppily tucked. Finally, what is going on with her hair? Full Article

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