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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Sheryl Crow in pink

December 11, 2013 16:21:40 Posted at December 11, 2013 16:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Isaac Brekken/ Getty

There’s really not much to praise here. The colour is terrible. The style is… cheap, especially that one spaghetti strap. That’s a club dress that ends up in a heap on the floor, you know? And the bag looks like it came from a flea market. I really wish she’d made a different choice. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Saoirse’s webby lacy dress

December 9, 2013 15:19:49 Posted at December 9, 2013 15:19:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

It’s not often I don’t like what Saoirse Ronan wears. But I hate this dress. It feels… unfresh and dated. The lampshadey-ness of the skirt looks cheap. Not her best selection.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Rosie’s bad pants

December 3, 2013 14:52:38 Posted at December 3, 2013 14:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Models can wear just about anything, which is why it’s no fun to profile their outfits. And while a regular person would certainly look worse than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in this suit, she still can’t make those pants work. At best you figure out, eventually, that they’re pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Alyssa overwhelming dress

October 23, 2013 16:46:17 Posted at October 23, 2013 16:46:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

HORRIBLE. It’s overwhelming her, right? To me the dress would be a thousand times better if they ripped off the top of it, made it a strapless straight across instead of attaching the high collar with the warrior suit shoulders. And I almost always prefer high collar over strapless. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Marion’s billowy dress

October 22, 2013 14:22:19 Posted at October 22, 2013 14:22:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Michael Kovac/ Getty

I’m all over a billowy dress with pockets. And look at it from the back. It’s adorable. Good choice on the simple hair too. But the shoes… I can’t get behind these shoes. Because they remind me of a kitten heel. F-cking kitten heels!  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Wiig’s champagne and suede

October 7, 2013 13:21:41 Posted at October 7, 2013 13:21:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/ Mike Coppola/ Getty

Let me guess. Actually no. We don’t have to guess. There is no way this isn’t Marchesa. I haven’t checked, I swear, and I already know it has to be Marchesa. Why? Because it sucks.  The shoes, however, are not Marchesa’s fault. The shoes are all on Kristen Wiig and her stylist. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden Bangs in a Tight Dress

August 29, 2013 16:48:26 Posted at August 29, 2013 16:48:26
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

What do you think of Hayden’s new haircut? I’m not sure I’m totally in. But the thing is that the blunt-bangs cut almost never lasts. It always feels like a new, sharp cut but nobody maintains them for long, do they? In fact, the only person who had blunt bangs without them looking like a brand-new thing was Julie Taylor. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lake’s rust leather and bottom sheer

August 21, 2013 14:33:21 Posted at August 21, 2013 14:33:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I like the idea of a leather top. But leather is inflexible so it can look boxy, especially when it’s cropped. Can’t decide whether or not I’m into this. I do know for sure though that I hate that skirt. This is what I’ve been raging on – the long skirts that are half sheer on the bottom. Full Article

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