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Carpets & Candids: Sheryl Crow in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2013 16:21:40 December 11, 2013 16:21:40
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There’s really not much to praise here. The colour is terrible. The style is… cheap, especially that one spaghetti strap. That’s a club dress that ends up in a heap on the floor, you know? And the bag looks like it came from a flea market. I really wish she’d made a different choice. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rosie’s bad pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2013 14:52:38 December 3, 2013 14:52:38
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WENN

Models can wear just about anything, which is why it’s no fun to profile their outfits. And while a regular person would certainly look worse than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in this suit, she still can’t make those pants work. At best you figure out, eventually, that they’re pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Alyssa overwhelming dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2013 16:46:17 October 23, 2013 16:46:17
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HORRIBLE. It’s overwhelming her, right? To me the dress would be a thousand times better if they ripped off the top of it, made it a strapless straight across instead of attaching the high collar with the warrior suit shoulders. And I almost always prefer high collar over strapless. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Marion’s billowy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2013 14:22:19 October 22, 2013 14:22:19
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Jason Merritt/ Michael Kovac/ Getty

I’m all over a billowy dress with pockets. And look at it from the back. It’s adorable. Good choice on the simple hair too. But the shoes… I can’t get behind these shoes. Because they remind me of a kitten heel. F-cking kitten heels!  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden Bangs in a Tight Dress

Duana Posted by Duana at August 29, 2013 16:48:26 August 29, 2013 16:48:26
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What do you think of Hayden’s new haircut? I’m not sure I’m totally in. But the thing is that the blunt-bangs cut almost never lasts. It always feels like a new, sharp cut but nobody maintains them for long, do they? In fact, the only person who had blunt bangs without them looking like a brand-new thing was Julie Taylor. Full Article

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