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Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson shoe hate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 14:55:57 July 30, 2013 14:55:57

Shoe hate, shoe hate, shoe hate… Another season, more shoe hate. When will this end? I blame reality television and B list stars. There are too many of them. Designers are over-producing. And the result is… gross. Look at this. Perfectly serviceable dress and terrible, terrible shoes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain’s red and two-tone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2013 16:13:27 July 22, 2013 16:13:27
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As you know, I don’t love a red dress. There are exceptions though. This red dress would be an exception. It’s stunning on her. It’s perfect. Just… God… when will the shoe hate end? I hate these shoes. The red dress is far superior to the half black and half nude/orange situation she wore for her portrait session. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rinko’s double leg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 17:54:57 July 10, 2013 17:54:57

The Jolie has spoiled split dresses for everyone. Don’t you think of her automatically? I don’t love the double split here. In combination with all that fancy business going up and down and in the back too, it reminds me of a table runner. Is that what you call it? A strip of cloth, for show, that’s placed down the length of a rectangular dining table? If not, whatever the word is for it, that’s what I mean. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Dania’s hideous dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2013 17:42:08 June 18, 2013 17:42:08
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When I first saw Dania Ramirez in The Sopranos, I paid attention. In Entourage too. A friend of mine called me straight after he watched Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s forgettable Premium Rush one night on iTunes and was all over me about her. But that Dania Ramirez is not the Dania Ramirez wearing this dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Elisabeth’s pink dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2013 15:02:57 June 11, 2013 15:02:57
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I like Elisabeth Moss’s new blonde hair. I hate this pink dress. Hate the colour, hate the style, hate the material, and I want to punch those f-cking shoes. Are they Jimmy Choo? I don’t even have to look, I bet you they’re Jimmy Choo. Because I hate Jimmy Choo too.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lizzy’s orange mess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2013 13:14:12 June 11, 2013 13:14:12
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I love Lizzy Caplan. It makes me sad that Lizzy Caplan, style-wise, is trying to be Zooey Deschanel. WHY? It’s annoying on Zooey Deschanel. On Lizzy, it’s a... mess. Jesus Christ, look at those shoes. She deserves better.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Toni’s terrible makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2013 14:56:51 June 6, 2013 14:56:51

Love her. How long has it been since you last watched Muriel’s Wedding? How is it that it came out almost 20 years ago!? Since I’m a fan then, this hurts me to say. But Toni Collette’s makeup here is heinous. I don’t know if it’s the harsh lighting or whatever, but this is not a good look. Full Article

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