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Carpets & Candids: Rinko’s double leg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 17:54:57 July 10, 2013 17:54:57
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The Jolie has spoiled split dresses for everyone. Don’t you think of her automatically? I don’t love the double split here. In combination with all that fancy business going up and down and in the back too, it reminds me of a table runner. Is that what you call it? A strip of cloth, for show, that’s placed down the length of a rectangular dining table? If not, whatever the word is for it, that’s what I mean. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Dania’s hideous dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2013 17:42:08 June 18, 2013 17:42:08
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

When I first saw Dania Ramirez in The Sopranos, I paid attention. In Entourage too. A friend of mine called me straight after he watched Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s forgettable Premium Rush one night on iTunes and was all over me about her. But that Dania Ramirez is not the Dania Ramirez wearing this dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Elisabeth’s pink dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2013 15:02:57 June 11, 2013 15:02:57
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Jason Merritt/ Mark Davis/ Getty

I like Elisabeth Moss’s new blonde hair. I hate this pink dress. Hate the colour, hate the style, hate the material, and I want to punch those f-cking shoes. Are they Jimmy Choo? I don’t even have to look, I bet you they’re Jimmy Choo. Because I hate Jimmy Choo too.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kerry in yellow satin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2013 17:33:42 June 4, 2013 17:33:42
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FameFlynet, Andrew H. Walker/ Bryan Bedder/ Getty

Really disappointing, especially at the CFDA Awards. I mean, it’s Kerry. Who we can usually count on to be interesting. And this is ...not only not interesting but also, it’s pageant fabric. And there’s a prom and princess party happening at the back that I can’t get with.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 16:40:55 May 30, 2013 16:40:55
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I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for shoes this year. I can handle it better on the sides. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 17:28:33 May 16, 2013 17:28:33
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Splash, ANNE-CHRISTINE/ Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Andreas Rentz/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe she’s saving up for the tapis rouge. Full Article

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