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Carpets & Candids: Kerry in yellow satin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2013 17:33:42 June 4, 2013 17:33:42
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FameFlynet, Andrew H. Walker/ Bryan Bedder/ Getty

Really disappointing, especially at the CFDA Awards. I mean, it’s Kerry. Who we can usually count on to be interesting. And this is ...not only not interesting but also, it’s pageant fabric. And there’s a prom and princess party happening at the back that I can’t get with.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2013 16:40:55 May 30, 2013 16:40:55
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WENN

I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for shoes this year. I can handle it better on the sides. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 17:28:33 May 16, 2013 17:28:33
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Splash, ANNE-CHRISTINE/ Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Andreas Rentz/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe she’s saving up for the tapis rouge. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kerry can’t save

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 13:42:15 May 9, 2013 13:42:15
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WENN

Kerry Washington can make a lot of mediocre sh-t work. But not even she can save this dress. The problem: it’s SO cheap. It might cost a lot, but it’s SO cheap. It’s $49.99, tops. And if you buy it for any more than that, you’re wasting your money.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Connie in blue lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2013 23:22:11 April 28, 2013 23:22:11
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CHRIS KLEPONIS/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Purple? Blue? Whatever it is, I don’t care for it. But that might be very personal. Lace is often not my thing. This is Temperley. Which means Pippa Middleton would be all over it. Which is why I don’t want to see my beloved Tami Taylor in it. There’s simply no imagination.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth’s messy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2013 23:10:20 April 28, 2013 23:10:20
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Elizabeth Banks wore orange at the Vanity Fair Oscar party this year – click here to see -- and was the best at that event. She went with orange again at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and... well... this is a messy Roland Mouret, non? Weird too because Mouret is normally known for being the opposite of messy. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sophia in champagne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2013 22:33:29 April 28, 2013 22:33:29
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good idea to begin with. Full Article

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