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Carpets & Candids: Kylie’s MTV metallics

April 15, 2013 13:04:09 Posted at April 15, 2013 13:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez /Michael Buckner /Getty Images

I stopped watching halfway through so I’m not sure if Kylie ended up on being given something to do, although I suspect not, which means... She was just there as a spectator? WHY??? I feel embarrassed for her. And this is no way to treat a superstar. Also, the dress (Paco Rabanne) is unflattering. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Paula’s terrible necklace

April 9, 2013 15:10:55 Posted at April 9, 2013 15:10:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Oh Paula Patton. I am still exhausted by Paula Patton from award season 2 years ago. Or was it 3? In that yellow dress at the Globes? And this is exhausting – Paula Patton in white wearing a necklace that looks like it used to be a lei but has since disintegrated, a mutating virus trying to eat her face. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch tries floral print

April 8, 2013 13:29:41 Posted at April 8, 2013 13:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Jason Merritt/ Getty

Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Olga’s silver grey dress

April 2, 2013 15:52:12 Posted at April 2, 2013 15:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I hate it. Oh, no wonder. It’s Elie Saab. People go apesh-t over Elie Saab. And for a while now, as you know, I don’t get it. Look at this thing. How is this any more than a shrug? The dress is boring. And it’s made her boring. And she should never, ever be boring. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Eva’s wrong boots with the dress

March 28, 2013 14:13:48 Posted at March 28, 2013 14:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But that doesn’t mean your booties are right for an eyelet hem that skims the ankles, Jesus. Full Article

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