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Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab RTW F/W 2013

March 6, 2013 22:19:25 Posted at March 6, 2013 22:19:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, as I’ve said for a year or so now, I’m not big on Elie Saab. There’s never any variation. And that’s the reason he’s worn so often on red carpets: safe. MiniVan Majority approved. Taylor Swift is big on Elie Saab now. We’re not talking creative excitement here. Full Article

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Paris Fashion Week: Giambattista Valli RTW F/W 2013

March 5, 2013 14:20:51 Posted at March 5, 2013 14:20:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a serious shoe problem happening on this runway. Almost every great look is being ruined by a pair of terrible, terrible shoes. Check out this black and red print dress attached first. It’s beautifully constructed. I can’t wait to see it at a premiere or photo call – Gwyneth Paltrow’s press tour for Iron Man 3 seems a good fit – but then. Full Article

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Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli F/W 2013

February 22, 2013 14:18:26 Posted at February 22, 2013 14:18:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Getty

You know... by his standards, this is not the most tacky runway I’ve ever seen. The leggings, sure. But still... maybe it’s because it’s for colder weather. Or maybe I’ve just been desensitised by trash.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julianne Moore in red and emeralds

February 20, 2013 13:15:11 Posted at February 20, 2013 13:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FayesVision /WENN

Emeralds, Julianne Moore, you’d think it would be automatic. And it’s not like this sucks, not at all. Just...maybe a little underwhelming? It’s that dull red dress. The colour is dull, the cut is dull. That necklace, by the way, was Elizabeth Taylors, given to her by Richard Burton. Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Marchesa F/W 2013

February 14, 2013 20:06:49 Posted at February 14, 2013 20:06:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Arun Nevader/ Getty

What actresses will be “obliged” to wear on red carpets for the next few months. WHAT THE F-CK is this first dress attached? It’s like the right breast has dissolved itself and is growing itself away from the body.    Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Zac Posen F/W 2013

February 11, 2013 18:28:43 Posted at February 11, 2013 18:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I just don’t love some of these fabrics. There’s so much sateen/satin. And you know what will happen when this shows up on a red carpet – and it WILL show up on a red carpet, probably very soon.  Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Tadashi Shoji F/W2013

February 8, 2013 17:07:47 Posted at February 8, 2013 17:07:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Frazer Harrison/ Getty

For some reason all I see when I look at these clothes is Jessica Alba wearing them. There’s a velvet dress with a turtleneck and strong sleeves that I like here but otherwise, it’s not too inspiring.  Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: BCBG Max Azria F/W2013

February 8, 2013 14:48:14 Posted at February 8, 2013 14:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Peter Michael Dills/ Getty

Totally disappointing. For those of you who wear a lot of BCBG, it’s an underwhelming collection, non? Like, looking at these clothes, does it make you want to extend your winter or dread September? There’s not one piece on this runway where I said to myself, “F-ck me, I have to have that”. Full Article

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