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Carpets & Candids: Eva’s wrong boots with the dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2013 14:13:48 March 28, 2013 14:13:48
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If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But that doesn’t mean your booties are right for an eyelet hem that skims the ankles, Jesus. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s shoe overkill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 14:39:23 March 20, 2013 14:39:23
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The dress is gorgeous. So good. The shoes... Like, I’m down with anti-match, but these two are from two totally different universes, you know? And besides, there’s enough detail up top so with all that action on the bottom, it’s now a competition. Mega overkill on those shoes, non? And besides, they’re Jimmy Choo. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sigourney in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 17:34:20 March 15, 2013 17:34:20
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She looks amazing in this colour. I want to look half this amazing now, and I’m not 63. Sigourney Weaver is 63! And big-ups to her or not LA-ing the sh-t out of her face. It’s too bad about those kitten heels though. Oh and here we go with the tall girl debate over kitten heels. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s feathers and pale lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 12:56:58 March 15, 2013 12:56:58
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I like the pale lip. I like the entire face, the makeup. The problem is everything else. This dress is trying too hard. And she is trying too hard in it. You know what gives that away...beyond the obvious? The shoes. And how desperate she was to show the shoes – sticking the leg out, pointing the toe. Full Article

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