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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s shoe overkill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 14:39:23 March 20, 2013 14:39:23
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FameFlynet

The dress is gorgeous. So good. The shoes... Like, I’m down with anti-match, but these two are from two totally different universes, you know? And besides, there’s enough detail up top so with all that action on the bottom, it’s now a competition. Mega overkill on those shoes, non? And besides, they’re Jimmy Choo. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sigourney in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 17:34:20 March 15, 2013 17:34:20
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WENN

She looks amazing in this colour. I want to look half this amazing now, and I’m not 63. Sigourney Weaver is 63! And big-ups to her or not LA-ing the sh-t out of her face. It’s too bad about those kitten heels though. Oh and here we go with the tall girl debate over kitten heels. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s wedges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2013 04:17:40 March 11, 2013 04:17:40
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WENN

This is a good sweater with the jeans. And the blue suede works too. But ...how about the heel? A regular non-wedge heel would have been better, non? The wedge shape can very, very easily look cheap. These...look cheap. Mostly though, a wedge heel increases the surface are of the shoe. There are no gaps. Full Article

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Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab RTW F/W 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 22:19:25 March 6, 2013 22:19:25
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PATRICK KOVARIK/ Getty

As you know, as I’ve said for a year or so now, I’m not big on Elie Saab. There’s never any variation. And that’s the reason he’s worn so often on red carpets: safe. MiniVan Majority approved. Taylor Swift is big on Elie Saab now. We’re not talking creative excitement here. Full Article

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Paris Fashion Week: Giambattista Valli RTW F/W 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2013 14:20:51 March 5, 2013 14:20:51
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FRANCOIS GUILLOT/ Getty

There is a serious shoe problem happening on this runway. Almost every great look is being ruined by a pair of terrible, terrible shoes. Check out this black and red print dress attached first. It’s beautifully constructed. I can’t wait to see it at a premiere or photo call – Gwyneth Paltrow’s press tour for Iron Man 3 seems a good fit – but then. Full Article

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