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Carpets & Candids: Julianne Moore in red and emeralds

February 20, 2013 13:15:11 Posted at February 20, 2013 13:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FayesVision /WENN

Emeralds, Julianne Moore, you’d think it would be automatic. And it’s not like this sucks, not at all. Just...maybe a little underwhelming? It’s that dull red dress. The colour is dull, the cut is dull. That necklace, by the way, was Elizabeth Taylors, given to her by Richard Burton. Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Marchesa F/W 2013

February 14, 2013 20:06:49 Posted at February 14, 2013 20:06:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Arun Nevader/ Getty

What actresses will be “obliged” to wear on red carpets for the next few months. WHAT THE F-CK is this first dress attached? It’s like the right breast has dissolved itself and is growing itself away from the body.    Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Zac Posen F/W 2013

February 11, 2013 18:28:43 Posted at February 11, 2013 18:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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STAN HONDA/ Getty

I just don’t love some of these fabrics. There’s so much sateen/satin. And you know what will happen when this shows up on a red carpet – and it WILL show up on a red carpet, probably very soon.  Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Tadashi Shoji F/W2013

February 8, 2013 17:07:47 Posted at February 8, 2013 17:07:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

For some reason all I see when I look at these clothes is Jessica Alba wearing them. There’s a velvet dress with a turtleneck and strong sleeves that I like here but otherwise, it’s not too inspiring.  Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: BCBG Max Azria F/W2013

February 8, 2013 14:48:14 Posted at February 8, 2013 14:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Peter Michael Dills/ Getty

Totally disappointing. For those of you who wear a lot of BCBG, it’s an underwhelming collection, non? Like, looking at these clothes, does it make you want to extend your winter or dread September? There’s not one piece on this runway where I said to myself, “F-ck me, I have to have that”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s nightgown

February 6, 2013 14:19:16 Posted at February 6, 2013 14:19:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I don’t get it, I don’t get it. I mean, she’s making movies and dating Ryan Seacrest so...this can’t be about access now, can it? It can’t be about access. Cobie Smulders arrived at this event in YSL and she’s not the star of this movie so it can’t be about access. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Andrea’s chainmail and bad makeup

February 5, 2013 13:48:50 Posted at February 5, 2013 13:48:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

All over the chainmail cape. Not as excited about how her dress looks from the front. I think it’s the pantyhose sheer across the chest. Seems like a copout. The makeup though... Jesus. It always surprises me how susceptible celebrities are to bad lighting, or insufficient lighting. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s hot pink feet

February 4, 2013 14:02:05 Posted at February 4, 2013 14:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neilson Barnard/ Getty

It’s really too bad. She could have done so much more around those leather pants. Instead, the white blazer with the sheer fringe only ages her. And these goddamn shoes – it’s not the neon pink I mind, no, not at all. It’s the platform open-toe striptease happening here. A closed-toe pump, always more classy and stylish. Full Article

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