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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s shoe overkill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 14:39:23 March 20, 2013 14:39:23
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The dress is gorgeous. So good. The shoes... Like, I’m down with anti-match, but these two are from two totally different universes, you know? And besides, there’s enough detail up top so with all that action on the bottom, it’s now a competition. Mega overkill on those shoes, non? And besides, they’re Jimmy Choo. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sigourney in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 17:34:20 March 15, 2013 17:34:20
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WENN

She looks amazing in this colour. I want to look half this amazing now, and I’m not 63. Sigourney Weaver is 63! And big-ups to her or not LA-ing the sh-t out of her face. It’s too bad about those kitten heels though. Oh and here we go with the tall girl debate over kitten heels. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s feathers and pale lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 12:56:58 March 15, 2013 12:56:58
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WENN

I like the pale lip. I like the entire face, the makeup. The problem is everything else. This dress is trying too hard. And she is trying too hard in it. You know what gives that away...beyond the obvious? The shoes. And how desperate she was to show the shoes – sticking the leg out, pointing the toe. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s wedges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2013 04:17:40 March 11, 2013 04:17:40
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WENN

This is a good sweater with the jeans. And the blue suede works too. But ...how about the heel? A regular non-wedge heel would have been better, non? The wedge shape can very, very easily look cheap. These...look cheap. Mostly though, a wedge heel increases the surface are of the shoe. There are no gaps. Full Article

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Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab RTW F/W 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2013 22:19:25 March 6, 2013 22:19:25
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PATRICK KOVARIK/ Getty

As you know, as I’ve said for a year or so now, I’m not big on Elie Saab. There’s never any variation. And that’s the reason he’s worn so often on red carpets: safe. MiniVan Majority approved. Taylor Swift is big on Elie Saab now. We’re not talking creative excitement here. Full Article

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Paris Fashion Week: Giambattista Valli RTW F/W 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2013 14:20:51 March 5, 2013 14:20:51
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FRANCOIS GUILLOT/ Getty

There is a serious shoe problem happening on this runway. Almost every great look is being ruined by a pair of terrible, terrible shoes. Check out this black and red print dress attached first. It’s beautifully constructed. I can’t wait to see it at a premiere or photo call – Gwyneth Paltrow’s press tour for Iron Man 3 seems a good fit – but then. Full Article

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Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli F/W 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 14:18:26 February 22, 2013 14:18:26
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Getty

You know... by his standards, this is not the most tacky runway I’ve ever seen. The leggings, sure. But still... maybe it’s because it’s for colder weather. Or maybe I’ve just been desensitised by trash.  Full Article

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