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Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s hot pink feet

February 4, 2013 14:02:05 Posted at February 4, 2013 14:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neilson Barnard/ Getty

It’s really too bad. She could have done so much more around those leather pants. Instead, the white blazer with the sheer fringe only ages her. And these goddamn shoes – it’s not the neon pink I mind, no, not at all. It’s the platform open-toe striptease happening here. A closed-toe pump, always more classy and stylish. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s nude Super Bowl

February 4, 2013 13:55:36 Posted at February 4, 2013 13:55:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I don’t know if it’s the stylist or if it’s Ashley Greene, but there’s something deliberate about how badly she dresses. Why is this length? The most unflattering length for her (really great) body? And why is the cheap nude heels? I call it “knock-off nude”, the shade of nude that pretends to be high end but can’t quite get there. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Michelle Dockery’s sheer side

January 28, 2013 14:22:27 Posted at January 28, 2013 14:22:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Credit to her that she has the spirit to try different looks and isn’t all like Elie Saab and done. And when someone is willing to push, sometimes the results aren’t ideal. I don’t hold this against her too harshly but it wasn’t her best. It’s not that sheer sides suck but that the cut-outs and the high collar made her look low-breasted and wider than she is. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Seyfried’s two weekend dresses

January 28, 2013 13:47:29 Posted at January 28, 2013 13:47:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

For the SAGs she wore Zac Posen in dark blue. A lot of people really loved it. Me I wasn’t as excited. Zac Posen hasn’t excited me in a long time. Or maybe it was because I was still trying to forget the night before – Amanda in orange, a dress that looked so cheap and so insubstantial, I wonder if Roland Mouret is a little embarrassed. Full Article

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Paris Haute Couture Week: Elie Saab SS2013

January 23, 2013 19:16:12 Posted at January 23, 2013 19:16:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kristy Sparow/ Getty

There will, For.Sure., be some Elie Saab featured at the Oscars. I know I’m in the minority here but most of the time Elie Saab is a shrug for me – never worst, never best. It’s nice. Always nice. But also always the same. Come on. Look at this collection. How is it that remarkably different from his previous ones? Elie Saab is becoming like Oscar De La Renta. Full Article

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Paris Haute Couture Week: Stephane Rolland SS2013

January 23, 2013 15:26:41 Posted at January 23, 2013 15:26:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FRANCOIS GUILLOT/ Getty

Kanye West’s girlfriend wears this line often. And you can tell. Some of it seems to have been designed with her in mind. And if I’m a celebrity stylist, I tell my clients this, straight up and up front, and that should probably be enough to make the right choice. Pass. Besides, this sh-t is ludicrous. Full Article

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Paris Haute Couture Week: Armani Prive SS2013

January 23, 2013 15:16:52 Posted at January 23, 2013 15:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PIERRE VERDY/ Getty

Even the runway looks like it’s from the 80s. Mr Armani’s clothes, they seem so outdated now. And if the design is contemporary, the way he styles his creations, with all that weird head-gear, and the makeup too, it still appears expired. No, I did not like Jodie Foster’s dress at the Golden Globes. Full Article

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