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NY Fashion Week: BCBG Max Azria F/W2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2013 14:48:14 February 8, 2013 14:48:14
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Peter Michael Dills/ Getty

Totally disappointing. For those of you who wear a lot of BCBG, it’s an underwhelming collection, non? Like, looking at these clothes, does it make you want to extend your winter or dread September? There’s not one piece on this runway where I said to myself, “F-ck me, I have to have that”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s nightgown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 14:19:16 February 6, 2013 14:19:16
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WENN

I don’t get it, I don’t get it. I mean, she’s making movies and dating Ryan Seacrest so...this can’t be about access now, can it? It can’t be about access. Cobie Smulders arrived at this event in YSL and she’s not the star of this movie so it can’t be about access. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Andrea’s chainmail and bad makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 13:48:50 February 5, 2013 13:48:50
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Wenn, FameFlynet

All over the chainmail cape. Not as excited about how her dress looks from the front. I think it’s the pantyhose sheer across the chest. Seems like a copout. The makeup though... Jesus. It always surprises me how susceptible celebrities are to bad lighting, or insufficient lighting. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s hot pink feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 14:02:05 February 4, 2013 14:02:05
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Neilson Barnard/ Getty

It’s really too bad. She could have done so much more around those leather pants. Instead, the white blazer with the sheer fringe only ages her. And these goddamn shoes – it’s not the neon pink I mind, no, not at all. It’s the platform open-toe striptease happening here. A closed-toe pump, always more classy and stylish. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s nude Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 13:55:36 February 4, 2013 13:55:36
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I don’t know if it’s the stylist or if it’s Ashley Greene, but there’s something deliberate about how badly she dresses. Why is this length? The most unflattering length for her (really great) body? And why is the cheap nude heels? I call it “knock-off nude”, the shade of nude that pretends to be high end but can’t quite get there. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Michelle Dockery’s sheer side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 14:22:27 January 28, 2013 14:22:27
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Credit to her that she has the spirit to try different looks and isn’t all like Elie Saab and done. And when someone is willing to push, sometimes the results aren’t ideal. I don’t hold this against her too harshly but it wasn’t her best. It’s not that sheer sides suck but that the cut-outs and the high collar made her look low-breasted and wider than she is. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Seyfried’s two weekend dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 13:47:29 January 28, 2013 13:47:29
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Wenn, FameFlynet

For the SAGs she wore Zac Posen in dark blue. A lot of people really loved it. Me I wasn’t as excited. Zac Posen hasn’t excited me in a long time. Or maybe it was because I was still trying to forget the night before – Amanda in orange, a dress that looked so cheap and so insubstantial, I wonder if Roland Mouret is a little embarrassed. Full Article

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