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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Paris Haute Couture Week: Elie Saab SS2013

January 23, 2013 19:16:12 Posted at January 23, 2013 19:16:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There will, For.Sure., be some Elie Saab featured at the Oscars. I know I’m in the minority here but most of the time Elie Saab is a shrug for me – never worst, never best. It’s nice. Always nice. But also always the same. Come on. Look at this collection. How is it that remarkably different from his previous ones? Elie Saab is becoming like Oscar De La Renta. Full Article

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Paris Haute Couture Week: Stephane Rolland SS2013

January 23, 2013 15:26:41 Posted at January 23, 2013 15:26:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kanye West’s girlfriend wears this line often. And you can tell. Some of it seems to have been designed with her in mind. And if I’m a celebrity stylist, I tell my clients this, straight up and up front, and that should probably be enough to make the right choice. Pass. Besides, this sh-t is ludicrous. Full Article

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Paris Haute Couture Week: Armani Prive SS2013

January 23, 2013 15:16:52 Posted at January 23, 2013 15:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even the runway looks like it’s from the 80s. Mr Armani’s clothes, they seem so outdated now. And if the design is contemporary, the way he styles his creations, with all that weird head-gear, and the makeup too, it still appears expired. No, I did not like Jodie Foster’s dress at the Golden Globes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Shelfy’s Sundance suede booties

January 21, 2013 13:47:30 Posted at January 21, 2013 13:47:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Clint Brewer/ Splash

Mrs Timberlake is always better styled casually than when she tries to get dressed up. This is a great black sweater. And she looks really good in those jeans. The suede booties though... I’d be too paranoid to walk around in grey suede booties but this is the advantage of being a celebrity – dirt somehow avoids you. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Robin’s high collar

January 18, 2013 14:27:14 Posted at January 18, 2013 14:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a difference in high collars – see previous Renee Zellweger example. Oh my God I hate this dress so much. I hate the unflattering sateen top. I hate the way the inverted “V” of the black part below. I hate the lace edging. I hate the buttons. I hate that Robin Wright is wearing it when she could have killed in something so much better. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed’s structured jacket

January 17, 2013 14:00:37 Posted at January 17, 2013 14:00:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Can’t decide if I like this. Might have something to do with the way she’s styling it. The hair in particular. A jacket that’s so structured might require a little less mess up top, right? Otherwise it just looks...accidental. Like she raided an older woman’s closet...  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Peet’s Golden Globe polka dots

January 15, 2013 14:57:15 Posted at January 15, 2013 14:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you probably know my fascination – it has to be called fascination at this point – with Amanda Peet’s style choices. Here’s another great example. Look at this. It’s so spectacularly crazy, I almost don’t ever want to see her any other way. Full Article

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