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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Shelfy’s Sundance suede booties

January 21, 2013 13:47:30 Posted at January 21, 2013 13:47:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Clint Brewer/ Splash

Mrs Timberlake is always better styled casually than when she tries to get dressed up. This is a great black sweater. And she looks really good in those jeans. The suede booties though... I’d be too paranoid to walk around in grey suede booties but this is the advantage of being a celebrity – dirt somehow avoids you. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Robin’s high collar

January 18, 2013 14:27:14 Posted at January 18, 2013 14:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

What a difference in high collars – see previous Renee Zellweger example. Oh my God I hate this dress so much. I hate the unflattering sateen top. I hate the way the inverted “V” of the black part below. I hate the lace edging. I hate the buttons. I hate that Robin Wright is wearing it when she could have killed in something so much better. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed’s structured jacket

January 17, 2013 14:00:37 Posted at January 17, 2013 14:00:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Neilson Barnard/ Getty

Can’t decide if I like this. Might have something to do with the way she’s styling it. The hair in particular. A jacket that’s so structured might require a little less mess up top, right? Otherwise it just looks...accidental. Like she raided an older woman’s closet...  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Peet’s Golden Globe polka dots

January 15, 2013 14:57:15 Posted at January 15, 2013 14:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you probably know my fascination – it has to be called fascination at this point – with Amanda Peet’s style choices. Here’s another great example. Look at this. It’s so spectacularly crazy, I almost don’t ever want to see her any other way. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s red dress

January 11, 2013 18:10:03 Posted at January 11, 2013 18:10:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It’s a red dress. It has to be a really special red dress for me to be into it. This...is not really a special red dress. It does nothing for her body, it hangs like a sack from the front, the party at the back is like a beach situation, and the material seems so... prommy. Please something more exciting on Sunday for the Globes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lea’s pink and braids

January 10, 2013 16:24:19 Posted at January 10, 2013 16:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Duana noticed a couple of months ago that I’ve been carrying around some major shoe hate for a while. She wondered if it was because shoes are slumping right now. Here’s a good example – this Elie Saab is a good choice for Lea Michele, and then you look down and those strappy shoes bring it all down. Full Article

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