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Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s red dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 18:10:03 January 11, 2013 18:10:03
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It’s a red dress. It has to be a really special red dress for me to be into it. This...is not really a special red dress. It does nothing for her body, it hangs like a sack from the front, the party at the back is like a beach situation, and the material seems so... prommy. Please something more exciting on Sunday for the Globes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lea’s pink and braids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 16:24:19 January 10, 2013 16:24:19
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Duana noticed a couple of months ago that I’ve been carrying around some major shoe hate for a while. She wondered if it was because shoes are slumping right now. Here’s a good example – this Elie Saab is a good choice for Lea Michele, and then you look down and those strappy shoes bring it all down. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 16:51:53 January 7, 2013 16:51:53
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Charley Gallay/ Getty

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katharine’s shoe choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 14:16:57 January 7, 2013 14:16:57
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Veronica Summers /Splash

Had it been any pair of heels, no matter what, I would have hated this outfit. An animal print wrap dress is stale at best, and borderline offensive depending on the wearer. Pairing it with flat black trainers however, at least, makes it much more interesting. And, surprisingly, Katharine McPhee can get away with it. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Helen in purple leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 14:02:00 January 4, 2013 14:02:00
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Can’t lie – I don’t love this shade of purple. Especially when it’s so matchy matchy. Also not feeling the shade of pasty white flesh she’s wearing on her shoes. Not that it’s a bad look overall – Helen is, as usual, elegant and sophisticated – but she’s a lot more stylish than this – an outfit that pretty much shouts that it’s been put together “for a woman of a certain age”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Liv’s sheer legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:09:49 December 12, 2012 14:09:49
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I feel like you either go black tights, opaque, or bare leg. The black sheer hose? It’s too office lady, coming straight from work, particularly with the dress, and the print of it, and especially the ruching in the chest area, you have to be careful or it becomes easily middle-age, you know? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Pippa in purple sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:02:23 December 12, 2012 14:02:23
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Oh dear God... The worst, right? This is why Pippa Middleton never happened. Or at least partly. Because she has really, really bad taste. Look at it. Look at the purple sateen with the matching suede purple pumps, Jesus, it’s offensive. Consider all the options she would have had, and THIS is what she ended up with? Going shopping with her must be terrifying. Full Article

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