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Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 16:51:53 January 7, 2013 16:51:53
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Charley Gallay/ Getty

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katharine’s shoe choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 14:16:57 January 7, 2013 14:16:57
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Veronica Summers /Splash

Had it been any pair of heels, no matter what, I would have hated this outfit. An animal print wrap dress is stale at best, and borderline offensive depending on the wearer. Pairing it with flat black trainers however, at least, makes it much more interesting. And, surprisingly, Katharine McPhee can get away with it. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Helen in purple leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2013 14:02:00 January 4, 2013 14:02:00
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WENN

Can’t lie – I don’t love this shade of purple. Especially when it’s so matchy matchy. Also not feeling the shade of pasty white flesh she’s wearing on her shoes. Not that it’s a bad look overall – Helen is, as usual, elegant and sophisticated – but she’s a lot more stylish than this – an outfit that pretty much shouts that it’s been put together “for a woman of a certain age”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Liv’s sheer legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:09:49 December 12, 2012 14:09:49
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PNP/ WENN, Stephen Lovekin/ Getty Images

I feel like you either go black tights, opaque, or bare leg. The black sheer hose? It’s too office lady, coming straight from work, particularly with the dress, and the print of it, and especially the ruching in the chest area, you have to be careful or it becomes easily middle-age, you know? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Pippa in purple sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:02:23 December 12, 2012 14:02:23
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WENN

Oh dear God... The worst, right? This is why Pippa Middleton never happened. Or at least partly. Because she has really, really bad taste. Look at it. Look at the purple sateen with the matching suede purple pumps, Jesus, it’s offensive. Consider all the options she would have had, and THIS is what she ended up with? Going shopping with her must be terrifying. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Miley’s exposed crotch zipper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:27:22 December 10, 2012 14:27:22
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Paul A. Hebert/Getty

What do you think of these pants with the exposed crotch zipper that starts, well, where life begins? Pretty sure the split doesn’t need to be that deep to pull those pants over her hips so it’s a design feature and, come on, admit it, for only one purpose. That zipper is a pussy alert. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:17:00 December 10, 2012 14:17:00
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jenna’s peachy pink one shoulder blob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2012 16:59:00 November 30, 2012 16:59:00
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Wenn, Jen Lowery/Getty

My first problem is the colour. I mean it has to be special if you’re going with this colour. And this situation is not special. It’s a sheet. It’s a toga. Its only redeeming quality are the pockets. But I understand that now and again, at these events, you want to wear something that doesn’t require spanx or not breathing. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed’s boxy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2012 14:46:04 November 30, 2012 14:46:04
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Wenn, Splash

I don’t know if boxy is the right word but it doesn’t fit right. Or something. Is it too big for her or is it just a badly cut dress? The effect is one giant slouch. Also closed-toe shoes would have been better. And a brighter lip I think. Right now everything is just so darrrrrrrk.  Full Article

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