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Carpets & Candids: Kerry in peach sateen

October 29, 2012 12:51:10 Posted at October 29, 2012 12:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Oh the dreaded sateen has found its way onto Kerry Washington. Like Cameron Diaz’s Gucci, this too is a poor fit around her chest. But mostly it’s the material and the way the light is giving it all the lumps and bumps and bulges. How can any celebrity stylist look at these photos and not declare a total ban on sateen? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cam in chartreuse Gucci

October 29, 2012 12:46:25 Posted at October 29, 2012 12:46:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Love the colour always. But this dress, Gucci or not, is so poorly designed. I mean, if Cameron Diaz can’t make your construction work, it simply doesn’t work. The bulging around the chest and waist is terrible. Turn around and the fit around the ass sucks too.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gwen’s big suit

October 26, 2012 13:47:42 Posted at October 26, 2012 13:47:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

It’s probably intentionally big. Like some kind of Comme des Garcons weirdness that only Lady Gaga is supposed to understand. Fine. But to me it’s a wasted design when it could look so much more flattering. Especially the interestingly weird two flap detail at the back. And the sort of peplum shape of the jacket. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Berenice’s feather peplum

October 25, 2012 14:55:21 Posted at October 25, 2012 14:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

What do you think? There’s peplum, and then there’s a feather peplum... I’m not into the feather peplum. Maybe I’d feel differently if her trousers were plain and black or if there was a skirt underneath it but with the white tuxedo pants there’s just too much going on. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet feathers

October 18, 2012 14:02:07 Posted at October 18, 2012 14:02:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Kevin Winter/Getty

Where does she find this sh-t? As for the people who design it, is it simply about cost...or is there ego involved too? Like, Versace did it 10 years ago. But...let me make it BETTER, let me add to it here, and cut it there, and improve on it everywhere. Obviously there’s a certain clientele that would agree. Full Article

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