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Carpets & Candids: Miley’s exposed crotch zipper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:27:22 December 10, 2012 14:27:22
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Paul A. Hebert/Getty

What do you think of these pants with the exposed crotch zipper that starts, well, where life begins? Pretty sure the split doesn’t need to be that deep to pull those pants over her hips so it’s a design feature and, come on, admit it, for only one purpose. That zipper is a pussy alert. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:17:00 December 10, 2012 14:17:00
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jenna’s peachy pink one shoulder blob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2012 16:59:00 November 30, 2012 16:59:00
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Wenn, Jen Lowery/Getty

My first problem is the colour. I mean it has to be special if you’re going with this colour. And this situation is not special. It’s a sheet. It’s a toga. Its only redeeming quality are the pockets. But I understand that now and again, at these events, you want to wear something that doesn’t require spanx or not breathing. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed’s boxy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2012 14:46:04 November 30, 2012 14:46:04
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Wenn, Splash

I don’t know if boxy is the right word but it doesn’t fit right. Or something. Is it too big for her or is it just a badly cut dress? The effect is one giant slouch. Also closed-toe shoes would have been better. And a brighter lip I think. Right now everything is just so darrrrrrrk.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kerry in peach sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 12:51:10 October 29, 2012 12:51:10
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WENN

Oh the dreaded sateen has found its way onto Kerry Washington. Like Cameron Diaz’s Gucci, this too is a poor fit around her chest. But mostly it’s the material and the way the light is giving it all the lumps and bumps and bulges. How can any celebrity stylist look at these photos and not declare a total ban on sateen? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cam in chartreuse Gucci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 12:46:25 October 29, 2012 12:46:25
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WENN

Love the colour always. But this dress, Gucci or not, is so poorly designed. I mean, if Cameron Diaz can’t make your construction work, it simply doesn’t work. The bulging around the chest and waist is terrible. Turn around and the fit around the ass sucks too.  Full Article

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