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Carpets & Candids: January’s elastic waistband

October 10, 2012 14:36:18 Posted at October 10, 2012 14:36:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

The idea of this, I’m into. I’m into the comfort. And I don’t think it would be impossible to executive. Jil Sander for example could have made this happen with much more structure. The problem, of course, is the material in the skirt. That f-cking sateen, again. Messy, right? Wrinkly, right? I just don’t see how this is acceptable, to show up somewhere with so many wrinkles (in your clothes). Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomi Watts’s bad shoe choice

October 9, 2012 13:12:20 Posted at October 9, 2012 13:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

Don’t mind the white dress and the big shoulders though I’m not sure about the size or the construction since it looks like it needs a good tug but, being Marchesa, it could simply be that it’s poorly  made. But the shoes? I don’t understand the choice of these shoes.  Full Article

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New York Fashion Week: Marchesa Spring 2013

September 13, 2012 13:26:53 Posted at September 13, 2012 13:26:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fernanda Calfat/Getty

Marchesa just did Blake Lively’s wedding dress. I’ve decided that it’s like Justin Timberlake’s acting – baffling in its popularity. Look at this sh-t. I can’t understand why celebrities would choose it when they have so many other much less UGLY – straight up UGLY! – options. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Isla Fisher’s gross gold shoes

September 5, 2012 13:28:27 Posted at September 5, 2012 13:28:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair of shoes this unimaginative (I could have designed them, for real) and accessible could end up being presented as an option to be worn at a premiere. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mary Louise Parker’s HORRIBLE outfit

August 22, 2012 20:37:42 Posted at August 22, 2012 20:37:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I love her. And I am into any dude who is into her. Duana calls Mary Louise Parker the smart man’s fantasy. Agree. But the clothes... Look what she wore to Letterman yesterday. Separate all the items and it might be a different result. I’m not super down with those cheap looking shoes to begin with but when you put them together with that dress, oh God, it’s like, you know on CSI when they’re interviewing a stripper in the day hours, when she’s out with her kid, or grocery shopping or something? This is that outfit. Full Article

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