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Carpets & Candids: Gwen’s big suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 13:47:42 October 26, 2012 13:47:42
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FameFlynet

It’s probably intentionally big. Like some kind of Comme des Garcons weirdness that only Lady Gaga is supposed to understand. Fine. But to me it’s a wasted design when it could look so much more flattering. Especially the interestingly weird two flap detail at the back. And the sort of peplum shape of the jacket. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Berenice’s feather peplum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 14:55:21 October 25, 2012 14:55:21
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WENN

What do you think? There’s peplum, and then there’s a feather peplum... I’m not into the feather peplum. Maybe I’d feel differently if her trousers were plain and black or if there was a skirt underneath it but with the white tuxedo pants there’s just too much going on. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet feathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2012 14:02:07 October 18, 2012 14:02:07
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Kevin Winter/Getty

Where does she find this sh-t? As for the people who design it, is it simply about cost...or is there ego involved too? Like, Versace did it 10 years ago. But...let me make it BETTER, let me add to it here, and cut it there, and improve on it everywhere. Obviously there’s a certain clientele that would agree. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lea’s dark and stringy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 18:24:03 October 16, 2012 18:24:03
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Wenn, Bauer

Not sure if this was the right look for the ELLE Women in Hollywood celebration. Grammys? Totally. MTV? Yes. Too much self-tanner happening here, non? I just makes everything so dark. The dress is dark, her skin is dark, her fringe is heavy, all of it is weighing her dowwwwwwn. Also, what’s with the shoe problem everyone seems to be having. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January’s elastic waistband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 14:36:18 October 10, 2012 14:36:18
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FameFlynet

The idea of this, I’m into. I’m into the comfort. And I don’t think it would be impossible to executive. Jil Sander for example could have made this happen with much more structure. The problem, of course, is the material in the skirt. That f-cking sateen, again. Messy, right? Wrinkly, right? I just don’t see how this is acceptable, to show up somewhere with so many wrinkles (in your clothes). Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomi Watts’s bad shoe choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 13:12:20 October 9, 2012 13:12:20
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Don’t mind the white dress and the big shoulders though I’m not sure about the size or the construction since it looks like it needs a good tug but, being Marchesa, it could simply be that it’s poorly  made. But the shoes? I don’t understand the choice of these shoes.  Full Article

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