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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

New York Fashion Week: Marchesa Spring 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 13:26:53 September 13, 2012 13:26:53
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Marchesa just did Blake Lively’s wedding dress. I’ve decided that it’s like Justin Timberlake’s acting – baffling in its popularity. Look at this sh-t. I can’t understand why celebrities would choose it when they have so many other much less UGLY – straight up UGLY! – options. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Isla Fisher’s gross gold shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 13:28:27 September 5, 2012 13:28:27

I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair of shoes this unimaginative (I could have designed them, for real) and accessible could end up being presented as an option to be worn at a premiere. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mary Louise Parker’s HORRIBLE outfit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 20:37:42 August 22, 2012 20:37:42

I love her. And I am into any dude who is into her. Duana calls Mary Louise Parker the smart man’s fantasy. Agree. But the clothes... Look what she wore to Letterman yesterday. Separate all the items and it might be a different result. I’m not super down with those cheap looking shoes to begin with but when you put them together with that dress, oh God, it’s like, you know on CSI when they’re interviewing a stripper in the day hours, when she’s out with her kid, or grocery shopping or something? This is that outfit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s busy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 12:58:05 August 20, 2012 12:58:05
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My eyes cross when I look at it too long. I’m also not sure if it’s all that flattering. But I like it. Too bad about the shoes though – they’re hideous. And an especially poor choice given that it’s already so busy up top. The Daily Mail made a big deal about her cutting into Ryan Lochte’s Tonight Show interview last week. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s black pantsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 16:32:02 August 15, 2012 16:32:02

There’s technically nothing like mega wrong with it. And the pants highlight her tiny, tiny waist. Just...that dreaded f-cking sateen.  In combination with the cut of that top it makes her look really wide and square. Like... a child dressed up in a superhero outfit. Also not feeling the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s terrible taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 13:00:59 August 14, 2012 13:00:59

I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God. Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title calls for it. But Pippa? Pippa has no excuse. Full Article

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