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Carpets & Candids: Lea’s dark and stringy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 18:24:03 October 16, 2012 18:24:03
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Wenn, Bauer

Not sure if this was the right look for the ELLE Women in Hollywood celebration. Grammys? Totally. MTV? Yes. Too much self-tanner happening here, non? I just makes everything so dark. The dress is dark, her skin is dark, her fringe is heavy, all of it is weighing her dowwwwwwn. Also, what’s with the shoe problem everyone seems to be having. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January’s elastic waistband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 14:36:18 October 10, 2012 14:36:18
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FameFlynet

The idea of this, I’m into. I’m into the comfort. And I don’t think it would be impossible to executive. Jil Sander for example could have made this happen with much more structure. The problem, of course, is the material in the skirt. That f-cking sateen, again. Messy, right? Wrinkly, right? I just don’t see how this is acceptable, to show up somewhere with so many wrinkles (in your clothes). Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomi Watts’s bad shoe choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 13:12:20 October 9, 2012 13:12:20
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Don’t mind the white dress and the big shoulders though I’m not sure about the size or the construction since it looks like it needs a good tug but, being Marchesa, it could simply be that it’s poorly  made. But the shoes? I don’t understand the choice of these shoes.  Full Article

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New York Fashion Week: Marchesa Spring 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2012 13:26:53 September 13, 2012 13:26:53
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Fernanda Calfat/Getty

Marchesa just did Blake Lively’s wedding dress. I’ve decided that it’s like Justin Timberlake’s acting – baffling in its popularity. Look at this sh-t. I can’t understand why celebrities would choose it when they have so many other much less UGLY – straight up UGLY! – options. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Isla Fisher’s gross gold shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 13:28:27 September 5, 2012 13:28:27
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WENN

I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair of shoes this unimaginative (I could have designed them, for real) and accessible could end up being presented as an option to be worn at a premiere. Full Article

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