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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Kate Moss’s emperor robe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 14:05:24 August 10, 2012 14:05:24
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WENN

I rarely dislike a Kate Moss look. And it’s not like I dislike this one for its individuality in that, well, Kate never dresses like anyone else. It’s just...she’s also rarely boring. And this emperor’s robe is just so...boring. Even her hair, which is normally beachy-waved and kinky is boring. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s surprising footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 13:56:29 August 9, 2012 13:56:29
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Look those flipflops she’s wearing. They’re...stacked. And sparkly. I’m not only surprised she’s wearing them, I want to know how they found their way to her. Is it part of the costume? Along with that banana clip in her hair? Because in the other photos, when her hair is down, her footwear is decidedly much less. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s asshole dressing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 16:41:35 August 2, 2012 16:41:35
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You would think from just looking at her that it must be Coachella or something, right? People dress like assholes at Coachella. Vanessa Hudgens has done a lot of asshole Coachella dressing. What elevates this to asshole level is that gauzy ...robe? (Is it a robe?), a completely unnecessary addition to the outfit that serves no purpose but to make a point – only an asshole would wear it. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Taylor Swift’s pantyhose back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 14:07:51 July 23, 2012 14:07:51
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Kevin Winter/Getty

I hate this design feature, the use of sheer material to contain an area that could be exposed. If you don’t have the nuts to wear a risky dress, don’t wear a risky dress. Look at that sh-t. The colour is like Spanx and granny panties and the bra you wear on your fat days all in one. Check it out from the back too – even the clasps are grossing me out. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: the most annoying outfit at Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 18:05:56 July 16, 2012 18:05:56
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Frazer Harrison/Getty

She makes it that way. If it were Emma Stone or Kirsten Dunst, sure. But Emmy Rossum is dressed in a bridesmaid-coloured suit with a shiny tie like she can pull it off. Who is Emmy Rossum? Whatever she is, she’s not enough. Some clothes require It. Few girls have It. Emmy Rossum will never be It. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lea Michele’s red satin heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2012 13:02:29 July 16, 2012 13:02:29
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I quite like what Lea Michele wore to Comic-Con. The shoulders offset the boring pattern and love the lining on the lapels . But those f-cking red satin heels fill me with RAGE. Red shoes are obvious enough. And then when you make them satin... Well, why not gel nails and a French manicure? It’s not like it could get any worse. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mrs Coach’s bad print

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 21:32:03 July 12, 2012 21:32:03
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

I love Connie Britton SO much. I hate this dress on her SO much. It’s terrible. It’s so housewife and divorcee at the same time. Even the shoes. Look at the metal on those shoes. Those shoes give me rage. They might actually be worse for me than the dress.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s horrible print

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2012 13:47:30 July 10, 2012 13:47:30
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Fame/Flynet

Maybe on someone else, paired with a different bottom. Maybe. Are we allowed to sh-t on her for her clothes now? Has enough time passed since she gave birth to son Samuel? Here’s the thing – she could have easily put on a black top, no problem. But this, this was a CHOICE. It was a choice that was made based on the fact that she thought it might look good. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane's sheer skirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2012 13:52:49 June 21, 2012 13:52:49
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WENN

I see where she was heading with this...but it's just not working for me. At all. The hair, the makeup, the black on top, fine. The minute the pink sheer skirt comes into play and, sorry, I can't get with it. She was at the NHL Awards. Not exactly major fashion coverage at that event. A part of me wonders whether or not she half-assed it to save the good sh-t for another time. Full Article

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