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Carpets & Candids: the most annoying outfit at Comic-Con

July 16, 2012 18:05:56 Posted at July 16, 2012 18:05:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/Getty

She makes it that way. If it were Emma Stone or Kirsten Dunst, sure. But Emmy Rossum is dressed in a bridesmaid-coloured suit with a shiny tie like she can pull it off. Who is Emmy Rossum? Whatever she is, she’s not enough. Some clothes require It. Few girls have It. Emmy Rossum will never be It. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lea Michele’s red satin heels

July 16, 2012 13:02:29 Posted at July 16, 2012 13:02:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I quite like what Lea Michele wore to Comic-Con. The shoulders offset the boring pattern and love the lining on the lapels . But those f-cking red satin heels fill me with RAGE. Red shoes are obvious enough. And then when you make them satin... Well, why not gel nails and a French manicure? It’s not like it could get any worse. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mrs Coach’s bad print

July 12, 2012 21:32:03 Posted at July 12, 2012 21:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

I love Connie Britton SO much. I hate this dress on her SO much. It’s terrible. It’s so housewife and divorcee at the same time. Even the shoes. Look at the metal on those shoes. Those shoes give me rage. They might actually be worse for me than the dress.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s horrible print

July 10, 2012 13:47:30 Posted at July 10, 2012 13:47:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Maybe on someone else, paired with a different bottom. Maybe. Are we allowed to sh-t on her for her clothes now? Has enough time passed since she gave birth to son Samuel? Here’s the thing – she could have easily put on a black top, no problem. But this, this was a CHOICE. It was a choice that was made based on the fact that she thought it might look good. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane's sheer skirt

June 21, 2012 13:52:49 Posted at June 21, 2012 13:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I see where she was heading with this...but it's just not working for me. At all. The hair, the makeup, the black on top, fine. The minute the pink sheer skirt comes into play and, sorry, I can't get with it. She was at the NHL Awards. Not exactly major fashion coverage at that event. A part of me wonders whether or not she half-assed it to save the good sh-t for another time. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lucy Liu's disappointing flutters

June 19, 2012 17:38:22 Posted at June 19, 2012 17:38:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Lucy Liu is better than this dress. She's better than these cheap looking flutters in unimaginative pale pink. This dress is for the likes of Ashley Greene. Or Ashley Tisdale. Or Hayden Panettiere. Someone who wants to be...but isn't. So disappointed by this choice.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Katy Perry’s unflattering gown

June 13, 2012 13:32:59 Posted at June 13, 2012 13:32:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jen Lowery/Splash

It’s that material. Horrible material. See what happens when the light hits her around the middle? And let me stop you right there with my hand up not quite in your face but so you get the point: she is NOT pregnant. It’s just a terrible, terrible dress made of terrible, terrible sateen. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda’s terrible red belt

June 11, 2012 16:10:36 Posted at June 11, 2012 16:10:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

As Duana noted last night during our Tonys liveblog, it’s just so plastic-y and cheap looking. It’s also not flattering. A belt, even if it’s ugly, normally cinches and accents the waist. This one has the opposite effect.  Full Article