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Carpets & Candids: Isla Fisher’s gross gold shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 13:28:27 September 5, 2012 13:28:27
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I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair of shoes this unimaginative (I could have designed them, for real) and accessible could end up being presented as an option to be worn at a premiere. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mary Louise Parker’s HORRIBLE outfit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 20:37:42 August 22, 2012 20:37:42
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I love her. And I am into any dude who is into her. Duana calls Mary Louise Parker the smart man’s fantasy. Agree. But the clothes... Look what she wore to Letterman yesterday. Separate all the items and it might be a different result. I’m not super down with those cheap looking shoes to begin with but when you put them together with that dress, oh God, it’s like, you know on CSI when they’re interviewing a stripper in the day hours, when she’s out with her kid, or grocery shopping or something? This is that outfit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s busy dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 12:58:05 August 20, 2012 12:58:05
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My eyes cross when I look at it too long. I’m also not sure if it’s all that flattering. But I like it. Too bad about the shoes though – they’re hideous. And an especially poor choice given that it’s already so busy up top. The Daily Mail made a big deal about her cutting into Ryan Lochte’s Tonight Show interview last week. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s black pantsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 16:32:02 August 15, 2012 16:32:02
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There’s technically nothing like mega wrong with it. And the pants highlight her tiny, tiny waist. Just...that dreaded f-cking sateen.  In combination with the cut of that top it makes her look really wide and square. Like... a child dressed up in a superhero outfit. Also not feeling the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s terrible taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 13:00:59 August 14, 2012 13:00:59
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I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God. Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title calls for it. But Pippa? Pippa has no excuse. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Moss’s emperor robe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 14:05:24 August 10, 2012 14:05:24
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I rarely dislike a Kate Moss look. And it’s not like I dislike this one for its individuality in that, well, Kate never dresses like anyone else. It’s just...she’s also rarely boring. And this emperor’s robe is just so...boring. Even her hair, which is normally beachy-waved and kinky is boring. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s surprising footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 13:56:29 August 9, 2012 13:56:29
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Look those flipflops she’s wearing. They’re...stacked. And sparkly. I’m not only surprised she’s wearing them, I want to know how they found their way to her. Is it part of the costume? Along with that banana clip in her hair? Because in the other photos, when her hair is down, her footwear is decidedly much less. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s asshole dressing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 16:41:35 August 2, 2012 16:41:35
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You would think from just looking at her that it must be Coachella or something, right? People dress like assholes at Coachella. Vanessa Hudgens has done a lot of asshole Coachella dressing. What elevates this to asshole level is that gauzy ...robe? (Is it a robe?), a completely unnecessary addition to the outfit that serves no purpose but to make a point – only an asshole would wear it. Full Article

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