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Carpets & Candids: Lucy Liu's disappointing flutters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 17:38:22 June 19, 2012 17:38:22
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WENN

Lucy Liu is better than this dress. She's better than these cheap looking flutters in unimaginative pale pink. This dress is for the likes of Ashley Greene. Or Ashley Tisdale. Or Hayden Panettiere. Someone who wants to be...but isn't. So disappointed by this choice.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Katy Perry’s unflattering gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 13:32:59 June 13, 2012 13:32:59
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Fame/Flynet, Jen Lowery/Splash

It’s that material. Horrible material. See what happens when the light hits her around the middle? And let me stop you right there with my hand up not quite in your face but so you get the point: she is NOT pregnant. It’s just a terrible, terrible dress made of terrible, terrible sateen. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda’s terrible red belt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:10:36 June 11, 2012 16:10:36
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WENN

As Duana noted last night during our Tonys liveblog, it’s just so plastic-y and cheap looking. It’s also not flattering. A belt, even if it’s ugly, normally cinches and accents the waist. This one has the opposite effect.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Heigl’s hair & makeup problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 14:31:27 June 8, 2012 14:31:27
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced she’s such a bitch – and you’ve already read about it – that they do it on purpose. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennie Garth’s horrid green dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 13:50:59 June 7, 2012 13:50:59
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Wenn, CFI/Splash

Otherwise she looks great. Her arms are super toned and she looks fit and strong but for this f-cked up sh-t of a dress... Like... I get it that certain dresses have to be made for certain ...segments. What I don’t understand is how those dresses end up being presented to Hollywood people. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Leighton’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 19:10:25 June 5, 2012 19:10:25
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WENN

HORRIBLE. I think it’s because she’s trying to push her fringe to the side. Also I hate this dress. The other day at the MTV Movie Awards, all these pictures showed up at the beginning of people on the carpet and I had no idea who they were. Little girls on Nickelodeon shows all trying to be Miley Cyrus. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julianne Hough and the worst peplum ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 14:52:10 June 4, 2012 14:52:10
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Was this an experiment? If so, we have our result: a stomach cut-out on top of the peplum is a terrible idea and should never be attempted again. Julianne Hough has a crazy body. And this dress did not flatter it at all. Here’s a girl who’s starring in a major summer movie (Rock Of Ages) but they’re dressing her like she’ll never be more than a former contestant on Dancing With The Stars. Full Article

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